Reformed Offlian
Master Poster
I'm now imagining a bunch of Lego figures singing "Everything Is Turkish"
Merged All the white western peoples are Turkish / Bacon, Sausage are Turkish
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Thermal
August Member
Lately I've been hearing this thread sung as "Everything is Turkish" to the tune of Dylan's "Everything is broken"
LEGO® is Turkish! And I can prove it!
Turkish Airlines LEGO Movie Safety Video on YouTube (includes Batman!)
And if you don't believe me, you can ask Eric Adams.
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Emre_1974tr
Graduate Poster
And Batman is a Turkish city.
The COVID-19 mRNA gene therapy was developed by Turkish scientists.
Steve
Penultimate Amazing
You are too modest. Every advance in the history of medicine was developed by Turkish scientists!
Helen
Implicitly explicit
Not only that, they invented medicine, before they started advancing it.
Thermal
August Member
I'm really concerned that the Turks invented illness, in which case I feel like they owe us an apology.
Helen
Implicitly explicit
No, that was Allah. Whom the Turks invented.
Thermal
August Member
Life was so much simpler back in the time when the Turks had no inventing claims to fame except for white people and breakfast side orders.
Steve
Penultimate Amazing
It's obvious. They needed a reason for the medicine they invented. Smallpox and Plague were two of their finer efforts.
ETA Well if Allah stuck his nose in, what came first - Allah's diseases or the Turks' medicine?
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Thermal
August Member
Ther's a Turkey Pox gag right there, but I can't quite land it. Probably because land was invented by the Turks, and I'm not Turkish. But I am white and often smell of bacon, so... honorary Turk? Of Turkish decent? Turkey on white?
Mojo
Mostly harmless
Of course not. The All Blacks are Turkish.
Helen
Implicitly explicit
We're all Turkish. Again; it's Turks all the way down.
P.J. Denyer
Penultimate Amazing
Carrot Flower King
Janitor of Lunacy
I think the haka starts: " ◊◊◊◊ right off with calling us Turkish!" and then goes on to the bits about throat cutting and the like...
Mojo
Mostly harmless
Count Arthur Strong is Turkish:
Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show, series 6 episode 3: "Tour Guide".
junkshop
Otto's Favourite
I'm pretty. sure you've already posted that in another thread, but that's OK, because repetition is Turkish.
junkshop
Otto's Favourite
That full stop/period was deliberate and I stand by my statement, as any true Turk would do.