Trump's Second Term

[Resume]

FOX: What happens after your presidency? How can we ensure that Putin doesn't inch in more into Ukraine? Can Congress pass laws?TRUMP: All you can do is make sure you get a good president, not one of these wackos like in California

https://twitter.com/x/status/1957781176355037318

Nice to see Newsom is getting under his skin.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Trump does Putin apologia on Fox & Friends: "The war really started over NATO and Crimea. They wanted Crimea back. That was given, not a shot fired, by President Obama in perhaps the worst real estate deal I've ever seen ... they gave away a big percentage of their oceanfront property."

He really is a ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ idiot. NATO had ◊◊◊◊ all to do with Russia invading Crimea. Only in delulu fantasy Trump fairyland was Russia's seizing of Crimea a "property deal" done by Obama. By "oceanfront property" he means their major naval base for the Black Sea*, but such concepts slip silently away from him.

*Or as it's now officially renamed, the Gulf Between Trump and Reality.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

FOX: ... Can Congress pass laws? TRUMP: All you can do is make sure you get a good president

i.e. TRUMP: Congress is finished. Forget about that. The old republic had its chance. Aprez moi, le deluge. It's pure dictatorship from me on.

 

[Resume]

He really is a ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ idiot. NATO had ◊◊◊◊ all to do with Russia invading Crimea. Only in delulu fantasy Trump fairyland was Russia's seizing of Crimea a "property deal" done by Obama. By "oceanfront property" he means their major naval base for the Black Sea*, but such concepts slip silently away from him.

*Or as it's now officially renamed named, the Gulf Between Trump and Reality.

A gulf which appears to be rapidly expanding. I expect the media which focused on Biden's cognitive decline will now show a spotlight on Trump's.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[Helen]

What if Zelensky had turned up in a suit?

He'd be taken out at dawn and shot by a firing squad.

 

[Helen]

He's skibidi delulu.

Not true, he is definitely skibidi toilet. And delulu. In Ohio.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

I can't keep up with this hep new small talk the young folk are using.
Time was when I'd got with the beat daddyo, now I just don't dig the most at all.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: "I want to try and get to heaven if possible. I hear I'm not doing well. I hear I'm really at the bottom of the totem pole."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1957780439222906934

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Trump: "I want to try and get to heaven if possible.

Take your pal along.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

It's going to take decorators ages to scrape all that tacky ◊◊◊◊ off the oval office and make good so you can't see the damage.

I just hope the plastic under that 'gold' plate is recyclable.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: We have a thing going on right now in DC. We went from the most unsafe place anywhere to a place that now—Democrats are calling me up, and they're saying, sir, I want to thank you. My wife and I went out to dinner last night for the first time in four years

https://twitter.com/x/status/1957496778837926077

 

[P.J. Denyer]

More gold and even gold wallpaper.

What next?

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Well, it's a new definition for 'Fool's Gold'

 

[Jack by the hedge]

He's ended the war in DC. That's another one. Phone the Nobel committee.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

... Democrats are calling me up, and they're saying, sir, I want to thank you. My wife and I went out to dinner last night for the first time in four years

He's a little confused, poor thing. He doesn't mean Democrats. He means ICE agents, gratefully spending their scalp hunting bonuses. Tears in their eyes.

 

[Resume]

Trump: We have a thing going on right now in DC. We went from the most unsafe place anywhere to a place that now—Democrats are calling me up, and they're saying, sir, I want to thank you. My wife and I went out to dinner last night for the first time in four years

https://twitter.com/x/status/1957496778837926077

STFU, lying ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ felon.

 

[Armitage72]

STFU, lying ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ felon.

There's his tell again.
"Sir, I want to thank you."

 

[Darat]

There's his tell again.
"Sir, I want to thank you."

His biggest tell is him opening his mouth!

 

[Flo]

He's so afraid of Putin.

FOX: What was the reaction among European leaders when you decided to call Putin during your meeting?

TRUMP: I didn't do it in front of them. I thought that would be disrespectful to President Putin.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1957780321065201676

More likely "I didn't want the European leaders hear me grovel in front of Putin"

 

[P.J. Denyer]

He's a little confused, poor thing. He doesn't mean Democrats. He means ICE agents, gratefully spending their scalp hunting bonuses. Tears in their eyes.

Perhaps he means 'open racists'?

 

[Mojo]

I know this is sheer conspiracy and my own fevered speculation. But how much of Giuliani's crusade against the Mafia pave the way for the Russians to come in...and also, how much has Russian dark money been used to prop up Trump's legacy in exchange for parking their money in his businesses?

Do we need conspiracy theories when it's all in plain sight?