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On this day in history.

On this day in 1775, 'the Shot Heard Round the World' was fired in Concord, Massachusetts, dispelling the old wive's tale that violence never solved anything.
 
1657 The Spanish Fleet was destroyed in the Battle at Santa Cruz by an English Fleet commanded by Admiral Blake.
 
1862 First pasteurization test is completed by Frenchmen Louis Pasteur and Claude Bernard
 
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1902 Marie and Pierre Curie isolate the radioactive compound radium chloride
 
Cromwell dissolved the Rump Parliament and Powell gave the infamous "Rivers of Blood" speech.
 
4:20 I got really, really high. In honor of Hitler's birthday. Please don't quote me on that.

I was going to mention that, so I've been beaten to the punch two days in a row. I don't feel so bad about this one, though.

About a month ago, my boss mentioned that we have a new customer, and the contact's first name is Tristan. He remarked that that's a really unusual name. I said that Tristan was one of King Arthur's knights, and then I started talking about the legend of Tristan and Isolde. "See, that's one reason I have ADD, because I know so much useless stuff."

So then my boss's son asked me when Adolf Hitler's birthday is, and I told him, but I admitted, "The reason I know that is it's the same as my grandfather's."
 
I was going to mention that, so I've been beaten to the punch two days in a row. I don't feel so bad about this one, though.

About a month ago, my boss mentioned that we have a new customer, and the contact's first name is Tristan. He remarked that that's a really unusual name. I said that Tristan was one of King Arthur's knights, and then I started talking about the legend of Tristan and Isolde. "See, that's one reason I have ADD, because I know so much useless stuff."

So then my boss's son asked me when Adolf Hitler's birthday is, and I told him, but I admitted, "The reason I know that is it's the same as my grandfather's."

Name?

Edward Hitler

Oh, any relation?

Yes, my mother

I meant to Adolf Hitler

That's her!

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