Trump's Second Term

And now it's up +2,162.90 (+5.75%) today! Up about 2,000 points in 15 minutes because Herr Schitler announced a 90 day pause on tariffs.
Did that happen? I just did a quick google search and didn't find anything about a pause in the tariffs.

ETA: Ooops never mind... others just posted a reference.
 
Trump pauses higher tariffs for dozens of countries, but hikes China rate to 125%!!
 
Did that happen? I just did a quick google search and didn't find anything about a pause in the tariffs.

ETA: Ooops never mind... others just posted a reference.

+2,602.20 in just 10 minutes from 13:15 to 13:25

All his criminal insider friends will have been tipped off.
 
Who, if anyone, shorted stocks before the tariffs were first announced?
Who bought back into the market before this pause was announced?
Who is profiting from this?
 
I would love to see him march alone across the border with a tricorner hat and an 18th century musket and declare that Canada has been conquered. It might work. Millions of Canadians might die laughing. I'm all for conquering the Canucks as long as the Montreal Canadiens are disbanded and I get a Tim Horton's here in town!
Considering how easy it is to use AI nowadays, making a picture like that would be trivially easy. But I don't want to even make the effort.
 
Remember just this morning?

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
TO THE MANY INVESTORS COMING INTO THE UNITED STATES AND INVESTING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF MONEY, MY POLICIES WILL NEVER CHANGE. THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO GET RICH, RICHER THAN EVER BEFORE!!!
 
Meanwhile all his insiders make out big time on the rise in the market.

So completely blatant and criminal.
Since it worked once (so far), it's now baked into his brain that it "works", so he's going to do it again and again. "You don't have to do things. You just have to say you're going to do them, and people will fall all over themselves to give you what you want. That's the Art of the Deal."
 
Trump pauses higher tariffs for dozens of countries, but hikes China rate to 125%!!
Got to wonder if investors are grasping at straws, trying to find any hint (regardless of how flimsy the excuse) that somehow Trump is "doing good".

Delay in some tariffs, but others still in place. And as we have seen a while ago with Canada/Mexico, Trump is quite willing to freeze tariffs and reimpose them later.
 
Considering how easy it is to use AI nowadays, making a picture like that would be trivially easy. But I don't want to even make the effort.
I'd give it a try but I'm unsure what to make the prompt. 'Anthropomorphic ball of orange lard brandishing modern russian infantry weapon maliciously crossing the artificial border from his fascist dictatorship into the free world to be greeted as a liberator'? Seems it'd be too complicated for ChatGPT.
 
Delay in some tariffs, but others still in place. And as we have seen a while ago with Canada/Mexico, Trump is quite willing to freeze tariffs and reimpose them later.
You might as well roll a die. Like when you're playing a board game and you roll to determine weather and other completely random events beyond human control, reason, or intent.
 
Remember just this morning?

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
TO THE MANY INVESTORS COMING INTO THE UNITED STATES AND INVESTING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF MONEY, MY POLICIES WILL NEVER CHANGE. THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO GET RICH, RICHER THAN EVER BEFORE!!!

REPORTERS: How does your announcement reconcile with what you said earlier?

HERR SCHITLER: I never said that.
 
Pres. Trump: "Tariffs will bring in billions of dollars and will offset the tax cuts I'm giving to the wealthy."
Also Pres. Trump: "Tariffs will force manufacturing to return to the United States, where everyone will have high- low-paying jobs sewing women's underwear."
[Economist whispers in Trump's ear]
Also also Pres. Trump: "No tariffs except for China."

why would any company commit to bringing manufacturing back to America when Trump's tariff policies change by the hour?
They won't, of course. As near as I can tell, the plan (if you can call it that) is to create chaos and then fix the chaos by going back to the status quo and then demanding everyone declare Donald Trump a genius.
 
Got to wonder if investors are grasping at straws, trying to find any hint (regardless of how flimsy the excuse) that somehow Trump is "doing good".

Delay in some tariffs, but others still in place. And as we have seen a while ago with Canada/Mexico, Trump is quite willing to freeze tariffs and reimpose them later.
"In the meantime, there will be a 90-day pause in the reciprocal tariffs as these negotiations are ongoing and the tariff level will be brought down to a universal 10%." (White House just now)

So the 10% and the 90 day pause is universal but not for China.
 

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