Trump's Second Term

Chapter 9 is all about how smart he was to build a casino in Atlantic City. Remember how that turned out?

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I think we can all see that this wasn't a controlled demolition, as it didn't collapse neatly into it's own footprint at free fall speed.

Plus, I saw it live! It was a beautiful day.
 
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I think we can all see that this wasn't a controlled demolition, as it didn't collapse neatly into it's own footprint at free fall speed.

Plus, I saw it live! It was a beautiful day.


Eh, that didn't matter to me one bit.

It was just fun watching something big fall while thinking of the fat clown and his maga weirdoes, but that's just my opinion.

Your mileage did vary of course.


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Eh, that didn't matter to me one bit.

It was just fun watching something big fall while thinking of the fat clown and his maga weirdoes, but that's just my opinion.

Your mileage did vary of course.


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I was happier when they made the flaccid Taj into a Hard Rock. Both more poetic and environmentally friendly.
 
Why would Congress refuse to authorize it? It's failed to rein him in so far, why would it suddenly develop a backbone?
Only Congress can declare war, not the president. If Trump ordered troops to invade a foreign country, that would be an illegal act of war. Subsequent approval after the fact would be seen as condoning natiowide illegal activity. It would be the equivalent of Russia's Duma condoning Putin's ventures into Ukraine.

But yeah, this GOP would do it.

Also, the Canadians are perfectly capable of striking back...hard. Like Ukraine, they have a fair contingent of modern US made weapons, including aircraft.
 
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Only Congress can declare war, not the president. If Trump ordered troops to invade a foreign country, that would be an illegal act of war. Subsequent approval after the fact would be seen as condoning natiowide illegal activity. It would be the equivalent of Russia's Duma condoning Putin's ventures into Ukraine.

But yeah, this GOP would do it.

Also, the Canadians are perfectly capable of striking back...hard. Like Ukraine, they have a fair contingent of modern US made weapons, including aircraft.


Yup, not to mention Alaska being immediately cut-off from the rest of the world if he attacks Canada.

The real question is would the fat clown be crazy enough to nuke them.

I doubt it, but since we're in uncharted waters with an obviously demented, low-life scum bag in charge, anything's possible, and I'm no longer surprised by ANYTHING the lying, hypocritical, vindictive, piece of smelly, rotting vomit does.

But once again, that is just my opinion, and your mileage may vary of course.


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Yup, not to mention Alaska immediately being cut-off from the rest of the world.

The real question is would the fat clown be crazy enough to nuke them.

I doubt it, but since we're in uncharted waters with an obviously demented, low-life scum bag in charge, anything's possible, and I'm no longer surprised by ANYTHING the lying, hypocritical, vindictive, piece of smelly, rotting vomit does.

But once again, that is just my opinion, and your mileage may vary of course.


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He won't be able to nuke anything. They have given him a Diet Coke button to play with instead, plus other binkies. And he can't remember his kids' names so how will he remember the codes?
 
He won't be able to nuke anything. They have given him a Diet Coke button to play with instead, plus other binkies. And he can't remember his kids' names so how will he remember the codes?
He has a totally submissive SoD and he has purged any generals he feels aren't primarily loyal to him.
 
He won't be able to nuke anything. They have given him a Diet Coke button to play with instead, plus other binkies. And he can't remember his kids' names so how will he remember the codes?


Well, I don't know how true all that is, but right now, I'm laughing my butt off just imagining him hitting the Diet Coke button over and over again to no avail, and getting angrier and angrier, until finally...

I swear to God his anger is what's going to do the fat clown in for good.


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Well, I don't know how true all that is, but right now, I'm laughing my butt off just imagining him hitting the Diet Coke button over and over again to no avail, and getting angrier and angrier, until finally...

I swear to God his anger is what's going to do the fat clown in for good.


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And getting covered in a mountain of cold Coke cans.
 
And getting covered in a mountain of cold Coke cans.


I watched this movie once (sorry, can't remember the title) where this POS is smiling evilly as he pushes the button of destruction, and then loses it completely when nothing happens and begins pounding on it with his fist like a lunatic, until finally, he tries to smash it to dust by jumping up and down on it like an out-of-control orangutang in heat.

Of course, needless to say, it worked beautifully after all that... bwahahahahaha


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