Whittington Shoots Cheney!

Ahhhh!

Nothing like the togetherness brought about by our VP shooting another man! Thanks guys, you've ALL made my day! :)
 
I just had a brilliant idea:

Grand Theft Auto: Vice Presidency

More guns. More violence. More ho's.
 
Geez, did you guys see he was shooting a Perazzi? I swear, give a guy thirty million bucks or so and make him Vice President and all of a sudden he thinks he's special, what with the fancy guns and all.
 
Ziggurat said:
We shouldn't let this discussion center too much around zombies, because I'm pretty sure Cheney isn't a zombie. He's a little stiff, but he doesn't have much in the way of speech impediments, and I've never seen a zombie who could clearly enunciate a profanity. My bet is vampire, though I haven't quite figured out how he gets around the whole daylight turning him into dust problem. But there are probably ways, what with modern technology, sunscreen, etc.
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That might explain where the "undisclosed location" is. Transilvenia, I presume?
 
Mephisto said:
I've been involved in a few discussions about the inadequacies of the VP's idea of hunter's safety and someone brought up the question (which I'm sure several people here have already considered), "What would have happened had Whittington been the one to shoot Cheney?"

Most people agreed that he would have been dead in the field for an apparent assassination attempt, but even if the SS hadn't "neutralized the threat" would the incident have gone over 18 hours without being reported? Would Faux News still have downplayed the seriousness of the incident? Would we be subject to 24 hour news coverage on the condition of the VP, complete with diagrams, CSI-type animations showing the bullet's (or pellets) pathway through his tons of body fat, surgeon's comments, X-Rays, MRIs, ballistic expert's testimony and an hourly Toxicologist's report regarding the danger of lead in the bloodstream?

Just wondering aloud what the implications would have been had the foot been in the other glove? ;)
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Well, if he had actually died and the bullet had actually rickocheted and hit Bush, and he had died, we would've ended up with the speaker of the house for President.
 
JPK said:
Whereas I have seen Cheney out in the daylight, I can not recall him ever crossing running water in the sunlight. Depending on the Vampire lore you choose to follow, this could stll make him a vampire.
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... he speaks for the werewolf in us... a foul caricature of himself, a man with no soul, no inner convictions, with the integrity of a hyena and the style of a poison toad. I couldn’t imagine him laughing at anything except maybe a paraplegic who wanted to vote Democratic but couldn’t quite reach the lever on the voting machine.
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President Bush said:
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Are those Hunter's words regarding Cheney? They could just as easily have fit Nixon and I'd certainly like to believe that Dr. Thompson had some pretty funny opinions about Cheney, but when you consider criminal, Republican politicians, these words seem interchangable. ;)
 
TragicMonkey said:
I just had a brilliant idea:

Grand Theft Auto: Vice Presidency

More guns. More violence. More ho's.
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OR - you could get Grand Theft Auto - The Presidential Version where the culprit is no longer satisfied with local carjackings and instead turns to hijacking an entire country to take it on a shooting spree in another country, complete with BIGGER guns, violence on a grand scale and the Ho's wear gunney sacks.
 
Mephisto said:
OR - you could get Grand Theft Auto - The Presidential Version where the culprit is no longer satisfied with local carjackings and instead turns to hijacking an entire country to take it on a shooting spree in another country, complete with BIGGER guns, violence on a grand scale and the Ho's wear gunney sacks.
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They already have that game. It's called "Mary Kate And Ashley's Slumber Party Jihad". Rated M for all the swearing those girls do.
 
Good afternoon.
Ed said:
Have you personally seen him in the daylight? I think not.
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Point taken. Only on TV. And you would know this if you saw me and noticed a lack of powder burns and pellet scars.
The only Presidents and V.P.s I've actually met in person were Ronald R. and his V.P. George B. Not Vampires, but quite possibly Reptilians.

JPK
 
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