Eggs

[TellyKNeasuss]

Trump voters voted for Trump because the price of eggs was too high. So we need a poll to see how much people think that the price of eggs will decrease after Trump takes office.

 

[Mike!]

Invalid poll, no Planet X option.

 

[Resume]

Bird flu.

He's gonna cure it. A dozen eggs in every garage, a car in every pot.

 

[KDLarsen]

On planet X, eggs are money.

 

[Safe-Keeper]

On Planet X, the tables are turned and now eggs buy people.

 

[angrysoba]

I think you need to have a standard for this so that you can compare everyday.

 

[TellyKNeasuss]

Invalid poll, no Planet X option.

Fixed. I mistakenly hit the Return button before I was finished.

 

[Safe-Keeper]

On a related note, I have a feeling this Indian quote can be updated for our time by 2028:

The orange man made many promises, but he kept only one. He promised he would take our democracy, and he kept it.

 

[Norman Alexander]

Eggs will be free under Trump. He doesn't eat them anyway.

 

[Thermal]

We could egg the White House?

 

[Norman Alexander]

We could egg the White House?

No, Trump personally. Every rally from now on should end not with balloons but eggs dropped on him.

 

[Stacyhs]

The price will go up as demand for them from the WH increases with Trump getting egg on his face even more often.

 

[Trebuchet]

In all seriousness, I expect that within a year all government price statistics will have been doctored to show eggs were four times as expensive under Biden than Trump, even if the are $2.00 each by then.

 

[Stacyhs]

Whether they fiddle with the numbers or not, it won't mean a thing if the grocery store price remains high.

 

[alfaniner]

Whether they fiddle with the numbers or not, it won't mean a thing if the grocery store price remains high.

Something is always high. If it's not eggs, it's gas. Mostly due to certain supply chain issues and little to do with who is President at the time. But don't tell Repugnicans that.

 

[Stacyhs]

Something is always high. If it's not eggs, it's gas. Mostly due to certain supply chain issues and little to do with who is President at the time. But don't tell Repugnicans that.

No kidding. But fiddling with the records claiming eggs are 99 cents a dozen in Hodunk, PA won't wash with even the idiot MAGA crowd if they're actually paying $4 a dozen.

 

[TragicMonkey]

No kidding. But fiddling with the records claiming eggs are 99 cents a dozen in Hodunk, PA won't wash with even the idiot MAGA crowd if they're actually paying $4 a dozen.

Are you attempting to bet that there's a bottom floor to the stupidity of the worst Americans?

 

[Stacyhs]

Are you attempting to bet that there's a bottom floor to the stupidity of the worst Americans?

Nope. There is no bottom to it.

 

[Thermal]

Are you attempting to bet that there's a bottom floor to the stupidity of the worst Americans?

I'll have you know I had the business acumen to get on the ground floor of a pyramid scene.

 

[Norman Alexander]

No kidding. But fiddling with the records claiming eggs are 99 cents a dozen in Hodunk, PA won't wash with even the idiot MAGA crowd if they're actually paying $4 a dozen.

I thought eggs were $8.00 a gallon under Biden. That's what Donny said.