Cont: The thread for stupidity from GQP politicians who don't have their own thread Part II

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Oh boy! As they say in them thar parts... "This one's a real hoot!"

The Fat Orange Turd's Georgia campaign staff published digital adverts imploring voters to check their voting status, and vote for him. The ad used a beautiful backdrop of an endless mountain range in Georgia beneath the following message from the GOP God-King....

“ATTENTION GEORGIA: I’m humbly asking you to stop what you’re doing and check your voter registration status,” the ad states. “Only a handful of votes will decide this election.”​

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Only problem is, while that beautiful mountain range is in Georgia, its not in the US state of Georgia, its in the former Soviet Republic of Georgia (to be precise, the foothills around Mount Kazbek in the Caucasus Ranges in Eastern Georgia)>

https://www.ajc.com/politics/oops-t...ountry-of-georgia/5IA5ZTZLBZDG7G4RXFLPV5ITG4/

Seriously, you simply cannot make this stuff up.
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plague311 said:
I can't remember how it all started. I don't pay much attention to either one of them, but have found a few tracks on his new album I enjoy. I'll have to see if I can find the origin of it all at some point. Probably not today but I'll look around.
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Dave Chappelle already buried her Auntie Ruckus ass
 
smartcooky said:
Oh boy! As they say in them thar parts... "This one's a real hoot!"

The Fat Orange Turd's Georgia campaign staff published digital adverts imploring voters to check their voting status, and vote for him. The ad used a beautiful backdrop of an endless mountain range in Georgia beneath the following message from the GOP God-King....

“ATTENTION GEORGIA: I’m humbly asking you to stop what you’re doing and check your voter registration status,” the ad states. “Only a handful of votes will decide this election.”​

[qimg]https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/5a643dcsyx4hz058keiyz/GeorgiavGeorgia.jpg?rlkey=zkkr5mj5t4ljrli8puq6yq86j&raw=1[/qimg]

Only problem is, while that beautiful mountain range is in Georgia, its not in the US state of Georgia, its in the former Soviet Republic of Georgia (to be precise, the foothills around Mount Kazbek in the Caucasus Ranges in Eastern Georgia)>

https://www.ajc.com/politics/oops-t...ountry-of-georgia/5IA5ZTZLBZDG7G4RXFLPV5ITG4/

Seriously, you simply cannot make this stuff up.
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To be fair there are a lot of Caucasians in the north Georgia mountains.
 
Another Republican showing his support for Trump by having an affair. He decided to give his mistress a job as well.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/anthony-desposito-mistress-payroll-walk-reporters_n_66f28306e4b02f84278c0f01#

Rep. Anthony D’Esposito (R-N.Y.) on Monday couldn’t walk off accusations that he put his mistress on the payroll in a possible violation of House ethics standards. (Watch the videos below.)

D’Esposito could be seen in footage uncomfortably ambling along with a cellphone to his ear while several curious reporters peppered him with questions like, “Why did you give your mistress a job?” and “Did you do it?”
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That's common in NY politics. The guy AIPAC spent 9 figures on to primary Jamaal Bowman is a former Republican turned DINO who gave his sidepiece a 6 figure job in New Rochelle when he was Westchester County Executive.
 
Meet Senate hopeful Bernie Moreno. He's working on his outreach to women in a town hall:

Moreno said:
You know, the left has a lot of single issue voters,” Moreno said. “Sadly, by the way, there’s a lot of suburban women, a lot of suburban women that are like, ‘Listen, abortion is it. If I can’t have an abortion in this country whenever I want, I will vote for anybody else.’ … OK. It’s a little crazy by the way, but — especially for women that are like past 50 — I’m thinking to myself, ‘I don’t think that’s an issue for you.'
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I mean, seriously. Why are you old barren hags not voting for Moreno? Abortion and reproductive care is only for them young women! Vote Republican because you're too old for children!
 
plague311 said:
I can't remember how it all started. I don't pay much attention to either one of them, but have found a few tracks on his new album I enjoy. I'll have to see if I can find the origin of it all at some point. Probably not today but I'll look around.
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It started when Eminem sent a cease and desist to Ramaswamy last year because he was playing Eminem's music at campaign events. Owens went all crazy about that and called Eminem old and gay.
 
Dread Pirate Roberts said:
It started when Eminem sent a cease and desist to Ramaswamy last year because he was playing Eminem's music at campaign events. Owens went all crazy about that and called Eminem old and gay.
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I ended up looking it up last night, and you're spot on. Owens started the whole thing.

The song I was thinking of was Lucifer, and there's another one. Em pretty much makes fun of her for thinking all the white men don't laugh at her when her back is turned. Also tells her he doesn't blame her for forgetting she's black, though with significantly better style than my description. The man has a way with words.
 
plague311 said:
Meet Senate hopeful Bernie Moreno. He's working on his outreach to women in a town hall:



I mean, seriously. Why are you old barren hags not voting for Moreno? Abortion and reproductive care is only for them young women! Vote Republican because you're too old for children!
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He's obviously so lacking in self-awareness, it wouldn't even occur to him they might be concerned about their daughters being stripped of their rights to bodily autonomy.
 
smartcooky said:
He's obviously so lacking in self-awareness, it wouldn't even occur to him they might be concerned about their daughters being stripped of their rights to bodily autonomy.
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Or just thinks everyone is as maniacally self centered as he is.
 
However, it has now emerged that as recently as 2014, DeAngelis performed in gay adult films under the pseudonym “Seth Rose,” including a scene in which he won a group masturbation contest.
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This right here is why Trump likes him. He's a WINNER!
 
Stacyhs said:
Fair. But, under Trump "[Women] will be happy, healthy, confident and free" and "will no longer be thinking about abortion.” :eye-poppi
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That part of his speech was bizarre. Does he want women to fantasize about a romantic relationship with him?

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