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History Possibly Lost.

I can connect all the other dots into the general outline of a narrative which is, if not entirely coherent, reasonably consistent and scrutable in its salient points.

But I cannot for the life of me figure out what tree rings have to do with anything. As best I can tell, it might have something to do with CC's claim of having clear evidence of where Lincoln crossed, or stayed, or ****, or whatever. I have no idea how the two are related, though.
 
Something about tree rings indicating floodwaters making one crossing the other unpassable, which lends credibility to the theory that Lincoln must have crossed in the next nearest location, where he evidently **** in a mine shaft and CC wants a sign there.
 
Thermal said:
Something about tree rings indicating floodwaters making one crossing the other unpassable, which lends credibility to the theory that Lincoln must have crossed in the next nearest location, where he evidently **** in a mine shaft and CC wants a sign there.
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Not enough improbable misspellings.
 
Thermal said:
Something about tree rings indicating floodwaters making one crossing the other unpassable, which lends credibility to the theory that Lincoln must have crossed in the next nearest location, where he evidently **** in a mine shaft and CC wants a sign there.
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The tree rings tell you the volcano erupted and how trees responded to it. I can't for the life of me understand why that would also tell you where Lincoln took a dump.
 
Craig4 said:
The tree rings tell you the volcano erupted and how trees responded to it. I can't for the life of me understand why that would also tell you where Lincoln took a dump.
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If Lincoln crossed at point X instead of point Y, he would have **** in outhouse Z adjacent to crossing X. Although it can be argued that "crossing X" is unnecessary redundant. Point being, the Place of Abe's **** is now in the middle of a mine shaft, so you have to take a souvenier picture really fast as you fall past it.
 
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Just wanted to add, it's going to be Impossible to tell which story is True, because tree ring data doesn't exist for the year 2016 do to the Tambora Volcanic Eruption of April 1815.
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You posted this at 3 in the morning, your time. I'm starting to worry if you are sleeping well?
 
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Thermal said:
If Lincoln crossed at point X instead of point Y, he would have **** in outhouse Z adjacent to crossing X. Although it can be argued that "crossing X" is unnecessary redundant. Point being, the Place of Abe's **** is now in the middle of a mine shaft, so you have to take a souvenier picture really fast as you fall past it.
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Oh, well if you put it like that, the whole thing makes total sense.

Being as people take a dump every day or so, what's the significance? It's not like he drafted the Emancipation Proclamation while sitting on the privy. If he spent any time in that general area, we can take it as read that he used the facilities.
 
Craig4 said:
Oh, well if you put it like that, the whole thing makes total sense.

Being as people take a dump every day or so, what's the significance? It's not like he drafted the Emancipation Proclamation while sitting on the privy. If he spent any time in that general area, we can take it as read that he used the facilities.
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Hey man. This is Lincoln **** in Hancock County, the unsung hub of western civilization. Home of Pates Crossing. And... and a rock over yonder. That one of America's greatest presidents might have touched himself behind. If the volcanic rock rings say so. Science!
 
Craig4 said:
The tree rings tell you the volcano erupted and how trees responded to it. I can't for the life of me understand why that would also tell you where Lincoln took a dump.
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According to a letter in my godfather's step-sister's possession, penned on the back of a wedding invitation by the Marquis de Ponchartrain, namesake of Lake Ponchartrain and the inventor of the modern levee system, Lincoln was renowned for his ass eruptions. "The Krakatoa of Kentucky", they called him.
 
Needs more clandestine relatives that have vanished from mortal ken. Could use some QED if you're feeling generous.
 
"Pooping President of Pates and the Proclamation "

Eta: I wonder if he got his inspiration for the Emancipation Proclamation on that now airborne in a mineshaft outhouse? "If there was only a way to purge the scourge of slavery as deciseively as I purge my colon..."
 
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I have an invisible letter that Jesus wrote to me! He's going to make me the King of Mars, and give me a mile-high fire-breathing flying pink unicorn! And he says anyone who doesn't believe this is going straight to Hell!
 
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There are two stories about where Lincoln Crossed the River in 1816, either he crossed at Cloverport Kentucky, the Ohio river being low, and didn't take the Yellowbanks Hardinsburg road, so he wouldn't have stopped by Pates Station, in 1816, Or the River was High forcing him to take the Yellowbanks Hardinsburg road and Rest the Oxen at Pate's Station because there was an adequate store of grain for livestock, in December of 1800 and Froze to death, 1816. The Nails might have been a Life saver for Lincoln, they may have Helped Thomas Lincoln and his Family survive the Cold winter in Indiana caused by the Tambora Volcanic eruption of that year.

I had Hoped that Tree Ring Data could have told us about the rainfall in the Ohio Valley that year and if the Story that was told at the 1860 Republican Convention of the River being high was true? The Weatherbolt story from 1930ish, says the water was low and the Lincolns poled across on a makeshift raft of logs.

One story the Oxen and cow swam the other the livestock was carried over on the established Thompson Ferry.
 
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