Did you even read what I wrote?
What I wrote was that nobody "signs the Official Secrets Act". Rather, those people in positions which are of sensitive national interests must sign a statement which a) confirms that the nature of their work is subject to the Official Secrets Act, and b) states that the person is liable to prosecution under the Act if they divulge aspects of their work to unauthorised third parties.
If your work, Vixen, had ever been of a nature that was subject to the Official Secrets Act (which it never was, was it?), you'd have obviously known that the construction "signing the Official Secrets Act" is a load of nonsense, and you wouldn't have used that phrase. You were lying when you claimed that the nature of your work had been subject to the Official Secrets Act. Just like you've lied about so, so much on this forum.
What's the female equivalent of Walter Mitty?
(Oh and to wheel back on-topic: I can be entirely certain that not one person working at Bedfordshire Fire & Rescue Service has ever - ever - been required to sign papers acknowledging that the nature of their work is subject to the Official Secrets Act. I suppose that might change if, say, King Charles' aircraft crashed and Beds Fire & Rescue staff attended the scene. But as of today, and especially as of a car fire in a carpark at Luton Airport..... most definitely not.)
ETA: much of my father's work was covered by the Official Secrets Act, but we never even talked about it until years after his retirement, when he pointed it out. And he, of course, never talked about "signing the Official Secrets Act", because he knew better - as someone who'd actually signed to acknowledge his responsibilities under the Act. Unlike Vixen Mitty.