PixyMisa
Persnickety Insect
Oh, I loathe PHP.PHP uses C syntax (like C++ and java) but PHP has variables more like Perl. Unfortunately, as PHP is normally used to produce HTML output, it becomes difficult to maintain a proper object-oriented approach.
Plenty of jobs out there for PHP jockeys at the moment.
Well, I guess I mostly loathe the programs written in it, because PHP lends itself to the creation of truly awful messes.
Then again, they say that a real programmer can write COBOL in any language.