Andy_Ross
Penultimate Amazing
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This is turning into a Two Ronnies sketch.
Ronnie Barker: Good Evening, we have a press release from Bedfordshire’s Chief Fire Officer stating that the car involved is believed to be diesel at this stage, subject to verification.
Ronnie Corbett: Good EV, I mean good Ev-ing, I’ve been told by them upstairs –
Ronnie B: Who? Suella, Fluella, or wassername – or maybe Rishi?
Ronnie C: Yeah, him, the one whose wife knows the CEO of Tata. I’m under orders to tell you to announce it as though you are saying it is NOT an EV but without saying ‘It is not an EV’.
Ronnie B: <fx taps side of nose> It is believed to be a not-EV, that is, a diesel subject to blah blah blah, and then I can get Tracey on Reception to write up the Facebook, webpage and Twitter/X corporate pages in plain English, no fancy words.
Ronnie C: Smashing! When it is discovered three years down the line it was a hybrid we can pin it on Tracey’s lack of comprehension. We aren’t lying, technically. What's the term, 'It was inadvertent'.
<sfx hysterical canned laughter>
Ronnie B: Leftie woke organisations like Full Fact can contact Tracey for verification of her tweet.
Ronnie C: I foresee peerages for us in the New Year’s Honours for services to Rishi and Akshata…er, industry.
Ronnie B: So it’s good night from me.
Ronnie C: And it’s goodnight from him. Oh, and we’d better get the driver arrested so he can’t blab.
Ronnie B and Ronnie C: And it’s Ta-ta from Tata!
Why would the fire brigade's own official web page post a lie?