I can curse people do I qualify?

[rjh01]

not true.

The above has not been tested or documented by independent people.

 

[dancerwealth]

I can control the movement of intersteller objects! Without fail, every day I control the movement of the sun across the Earth sky. I can make it rise in the east and set in the west simply by using my telekinetic powers! I know that I am the cause of this because it has been occurring regularly since I was born, so I must be the one controlling it!

 

[Tony4245]

I can control the movement of intersteller objects! Without fail, every day I control the movement of the sun across the Earth sky. I can make it rise in the east and set in the west simply by using my telekinetic powers! I know that I am the cause of this because it has been occurring regularly since I was born, so I must be the one controlling it!

That's nothing.

*I* control all of the quanta in the universe. By the simple act of observation, I make all of you collapse from your waveform and exist!

Every time I turn my back, you disappear.