Well, dearie me!
Weird beliefs of the general public
• When a vessel capsizes, it floats around on its side.
• A strong wave can cause a reinforced steel bow visor to just simply fall off.
• The bow visor falling off meant that the cast iron door of the car deck also opened.
• This opening was enough to cause instant flooding of the car deck and the ship to sink within thirty-five minutes.
• Notwithstanding the car deck ramp-style door opening to let in a huge torrent of water, it then shut all by itself, sufficiently enough to enable two Estonian athletes to climb down it. ‘I can’t see any contradiction here!’
• The ship capsized because the car deck was full of water yet at the same time the car ramp door was still shut whilst at 70 degrees list. ‘The water must have entered by osmosis.’
• Capsize being certain by laws of buoyancy, the Estonia didn’t capsize but sank immediately, stern first, to land on its side; ‘This is quite normal. I’ve never heard of a vessel turtling – it doesn’t happen! The Captain of the Commander Ship in Charge HM Silja doesn’t know what he is talking about when he said he was expecting to see the ship floating upside down’.
• The list, at 45 degrees, was enough for water to flood in via the car deck, and at the same time, smash all of the windows on the higher decks and enter the electrics and ventilators via the central corridor, as the seawater also managed to smash down the sealed locked car deck doors. ‘Who cares if Kurm’s photography tells a different story of these doors still being firmly shut!’
• The car ramp door, having swung open after the bow visor was hit by a wave, miraculously - at 70 degrees list - was again shut to enable two survivors to climb down it. ‘The door swung open and shut, there was no water pressure, but…erm…er…gravity… that is why.’
• The cast iron reinforced car ramp, once submerged, had the amazing ability to carry on swinging open and shut like a barn door in a gale.
• A passenger cruise ferry has little to no natural buoyancy, so of course, a little splash of water on an upper deck will cause it to immediately sink.
• A passenger ship with water entering the car deck above water level will suffer exactly the same fate as a ship struck by three torpedoes from a submarine and sink as quickly, just like MV Wilhelm Gustloff in WWII!
• You are not allowed to use primes to indicate time because ‘I just looked up Grammarly so there’.
• ‘Merriam-Webster says US rules of notation override British ones.’
• KANNAD406 Epirbs auto-activated ‘have to be switched on by the crew when the ship starts sinking’.
• If you jump into a swimming pool or other body of water in your normal clothes, you will immediately sink because clothes make you ultra-heavy. ‘Oh dear, I had no idea that clothes in water have no particular weight, actually! I must start a thread ridiculing this fact’.