Thermal
August Member
If there were actually a heaven, then it would be full of rampaging angels frothing at the mouth and smashing harps and haloes left and right and center, and strangling one another with the chords off of them.
For many of us, a true Heaven indeed.
A few years, at most a few decades, maybe if you're a bona fide saint a century or two, and you're bound to go off of your rocker, sitting around doing nothing but but listening to ******* harps, and staring up at the three-headed schizo freakshow that is the Godhead!
Since the thread seems derail-proof:
The first few centuries would certainly be just playing catch-up to all the things we didn't have the time or resources to do on Earth, so that's a gimme.
I would think it would also depend on your awareness of time and how memory would work. People with eidetic memories don't lose their minds even here, and with a couple turns of a celestial wrench, I'm pretty sure the experience of never-ending time could be mitigated. Hell, I don't remember what I had for dinner last night. That doesn't make me want a fajita any less right now.
So after you run through everything you wanted to do, you tap into and explore the things you didn't even know you wanted. Maybe even running through the alternative universes while you were at it. Then, after who knows how many millennia, you set your sights on non-human life out beyond our planet. Again, who knows how long that could be entertaining?
I mean, start a thread in heaven about "So what do you ******** think about the afterlife now?" and do you really think a Heaven full of ISF posters couldn't quibble about that **** for eons?
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