Dear User.
This is gonna sound weird since I hate people who "nest" at the desks and have stacks and paper and potted plants and goddamn ice makers and coffee pots and picture frames at their desk so trying to reach behind a monitor and unplug a cable or something like that it like tiptoeing through one of those massive domino setups but... why don't you have ANYTHING on your desk?
You've worked here for years. As long as I've been here. And you've got nothing. You've got a computer, two monitors, a phone, a keyboard, and a mouse. You don't even have a mousepad. Your cubicle walls are blank. No pictures, no plants, no sports knicknacks, no religious motivational messages, no certs or diplomas, no work related stickies or postits, no personalization or spice or flavor of any kind.
No judgement per se, but it's just weird.