Creationists Handing Out Packets Near Public HS

Dr Adequate said:
'Cos God said "Let there be rocks", and there were rocks.

Then the devil made intermediate forms.

... oh, sorry, I see. Carry on.
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Oooo, I am so going to spank you if we ever meet! :mad: Don't you diss the Why! The Why is on a roll! The Why is in control! And you doubt the word of Why, your arse is served on roll! :p
 
Dr Adequate said:
I thought we had agreed to keep our little arrangement private.
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No, that was what the Collective Skepchick Contingent (CSC) planned to do if they get their little velvet paws on you. This is personal. And will probably involve a volume of Opticks, if I get a suitably robust copy. I'll have to PM Librarylady, that reminds me....
 
Kiless said:
No, that was what the Collective Skepchick Contingent (CSC) planned to do if they get their little velvet paws on you.
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I think that must be the sexiest sentence I have ever read.

Skepchicks? "Little velvet paws"?

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm..............
 
Whyatica said:
Lisa S. scanned the images for me, and now they're here for your viewing pleasure.
[HUGE amount of images, 56k beware]
http://www.skepticsrock.com/creationpacket/

All the links are clickable for the full-sized image if you can't really read it.
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What really impresses me are the knowing lies spread here by supposedly "good" Christians.

"Every field of science supports Creation and falsifies Evolution."

This after the technically true but misleading statement:

"The idea that bacteria can only make bacteria is supported by genetics, biochemistry, living animals, and fossils." (points for having a comma before the last item, too)

Yes, but bacteria make other bacteria, some of which differ minutely. Change them minutely trillions of times, and you could indeed end up with a human. Creationist apologists know this as it is the key component to evolution. Hence they must knowingly be using that statement in the misleading manner. Good "Christians" here.


Then they argue that, since matter and energy cannot be created nor destroyed (first law of thermodynamics) that therefore something created the universe. This is also misleading for two reasons:

1. This is within the context of the universe's physics. Hence this "law" was created along with the universe, and scientists have theories as to how that happens.

2. They leap to "therefore supernatural origin", bypassing any other theories, and completely ignoring that, if the first law is so damned powerful in applying, then it must apply to God, too. Hence it existed before the big bang, and hence did exist, and operate, prior to the creation of the universe.
 
Beerina said:
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2. They leap to "therefore supernatural origin", bypassing any other theories, and completely ignoring that, if the first law is so damned powerful in applying, then it must apply to God, too. Hence it existed before the big bang, and hence did exist, and operate, prior to the creation of the universe.
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Therein lies the Catch 22. God has a way around it, you don't. Puny human.
 
hgc said:
Therein lies the Catch 22. God has a way around it, you don't. Puny human.
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Even better: not just paradox, but any difficult concept is immediately relieved by the belief in God. Can't master quadratic equations? You don't need to. They are probably an illusion of the devil to snare you into thinking in a wordly materialistic manner. In fact, better burn the mathematicians, to be on the safe side.
 
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