Hand or Head: Where would you like your mark?

Where would you like your Mark?

  • Hand?

    Votes: 13 40.6%

  • Head?

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • No mark for me, thank you!

    Votes: 12 37.5%
  • Total voters
    32
  • Poll closed .
Wow! a poll actually worked. This was so disorienting I forgot to answer.
 
brodski said:
Its a barcode, apparently ;)http://www.av1611.org/666.html
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Ooh, I'm quaking in my boots...
An amazing fulfillment of prophecy is presently taking place — the merger of the European Community. According to Bible students, this incredible political-economic development, is nothing less than the revival of the once great Roman Empire, prophesied in Daniel. The Bible teaches the Anti-Christ will head up this 10-nation, Revised Roman Empire. And on January 1, 1993, the Revised Roman Empire officially began, called the United States of Europe. The Wichita Eagle described its uncanny birth, ". . . Since the fall of the Roman Empire, there has been the dream of a unified Europe. We are . . . seeing a brand NEW ROMAN EMPIRE RECONSTRUCTED."
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Hmm, 10 nations unified under one leader becoming immensely powerful and controlling most of the world?
These people are slightly out of touch with European affairs, huh?

Indeed they are.
26 nations (with 8 more in the wings) united under no permanent leadership at all, whimpering slowly into economic stagnation.

Oh, and nothing was signed or came into effect on 1 Jan 1993 either. On 1 Jan 1973 there were 9 nations. The tenth joined on 01 Jan 1981. By 1 Jan 1993 there were 13 member states... ooh, unlucky!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Union_member_states


Their opinions on biochips are amusing too..
http://www.av1611.org/666/biochip.html#Part1

Have a nice weekend :boggled:
 
Kopji said:
Wow! a poll actually worked. This was so disorienting I forgot to answer.
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There's still some bugs to work out.

When I finished setting up the poll, I got dropped into a page with the poll at the top but below were posts from a completely different thread - from a different section of the forum! I had to navigate back to Religion&Philosophy to see if the poll had taken.
 
My dog can be kind of a "beast" at times, and he leaves his "mark" all over the neighborhood. Although I love him I would rather not have his mark anywhere on my body. :D
 
Jas said:
I actually know someone who has a barcode on the back of his neck. At first I though it was just a youthful impulse, but now, I know the truth: He's first in line to lead Satan's armies!
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Though for efficiency's sake, i hope that Beelzebub's bar code scanning minions are better at it than the cash desk clones at my local supermarket. I'm not having my head run back and forth across a bracode scanner, twisted this way and that in a vain attempt to make it work, until they finally punch the number in manually.

Actually, I may change my vote to "hand", just to make it easier.
 
brodski said:
Though for efficiency's sake, i hope that Beelzebub's bar code scanning minions are better at it than the cash desk clones at my local supermarket. I'm not having my head run back and forth across a bracode scanner, twisted this way and that in a vain attempt to make it work, until they finally punch the number in manually.
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No kidding. The grocery minion got mad when I pointed out a mistake in the keying last time. "That's the right price!" "You rang up a can of tomato soup as 'powdered doughnuts'. The two may appear to be similar to a casual glance, but a more indepth examination yields subtle differences." Sarcasm does not win you friends at the Food Lion, btw.
 
brodski said:
I'm not having my head run back and forth across a bracode scanner, twisted this way and that in a vain attempt to make it work, until they finally punch the number in manually.
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What the heck is a "bracode" scanner, and do we have to be in the bra while it is being scanned? :eek:
 
I'd prefer my crotch.

But it would have to be a loooooooong barcode.
 
Mandy said:
What the heck is a "bracode" scanner, and do we have to be in the bra while it is being scanned? :eek:
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While the scanner operates just as effectively while the bra is being worn, do keep an eye out for unscrupulous grocery clerks who attempt to tell you otherwise.

I fell for this scam in Safeway the other day.

I'm so embarassed.
 
Mandy said:
What the heck is a "bracode" scanner, and do we have to be in the bra while it is being scanned? :eek:
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IE spell seems to have a sense of humour. (In an earlier post it changed my attempt at "testable" to "testicle")

At least that ups the senses of humor represented in my posts to 1. ;)
 
TragicMonkey said:
Sarcasm does not win you friends at the Food Lion, btw.
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Well, your first mistake was to go to a big cat for your shopping, instead of to a supermarket. :D

How do they pass the goods over the scanner without opposable thumbs?

(badly, obviously)
 
Can I grandfather in with the mark they give you at law school, or will I have to get a new one?
 
I'd like it on the top of my head, so I can be identified from the air, like Coca Cola trucks have. That way when Jesus is swooping around in his JC-53 ChristHawk Helicopter he won't miss me.











With the machine gun that is.
 
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