we see what you did there.

......., one legal benefit is that the government can't raid your bitcoin wallet like it does your bank account.
Well, actually they can.
Of course they can't.
If the law permits the government to take money out of your bank account without any due process then bitcoin is useful for circumventing that.
you had to add the word "legitimate" to try and avoid looking like an illogical fool. But most haters don't. You didn't even think of the criminal application until I reminded you of it.