TragicMonkey
Poisoned Waffles
Dear Visitor, thank you for your inquiry concerning our operating procedures. All policies and practices are created, operated, and enforced by the residents themselves. Thank you for your patronage of the New Bedlam Institute for Psychotic Sociopaths. Love, USA.
PS: If you have the time when you are visiting you may wish to include on your tour our sister facility, it's a groundbreaking banana plantation staffed entirely by monkeys.
PS: If you have the time when you are visiting you may wish to include on your tour our sister facility, it's a groundbreaking banana plantation staffed entirely by monkeys.