I spelt out the conclusions Hoffmeister of Hamburg University came to. You can read it in his own words and as signed off by him.
If you are confused about why this your arguments are considered conspiracy theories, your treatment of this report is a good illustration.
One classic conspiracy theory inference chain goes like this:
- Someone disagrees with the official report.
- Therefore, the official report is wrong.
- Therefore, the official report is a deliberate lie and a cover-up.
- Therefore, the official report is part of a larger conspiracy.
- Therefore, my specific conspiracy claims are true.
A conspiracy theorist generally won't spell out their reasoning, simply jumping from 1 to 5, but connecting 1 to 5 requires the whole chain. Notice that while 3 to 4 is not terrible, the inferences from 1 to 2, 2 to 3, and 4 to 5, are invalid, obviously fallacious.
For 1 to 2: If X disagrees with the official report, X might be wrong. Conspiracy theorists just fallaciously conclude it is always the official report that is wrong.
For 2 to 3: An official report, even if it is wrong, might have either made an honest mistake or had incomplete or misleading information. Conspiracy theorists treat this as impossible and conclude that all errors are deliberate cover-ups.
From 4 to 5: Even if there is a conspiracy and a cover-up, that doesn't mean everything a conspiracy theorist claims is true, especially since conspiracy theorists usually support several mutually contradictory theories at once.
Your treatment of the report fits this pattern perfectly. Hoffmeister concluded that the bow visor suffered from pre-existing damage to most of its connections due to fatigue over years and that because of this damage, those connections failed during the storm and the bow visor broke free. All of this agrees with the JAIC report. It all suggests a lack of sabotage, bombs, submarine collisions, melting by radioactive material, or opening mid-voyage.
The only disagreement with JAIC is the less significant conclusion about the most probable order in which the connections broke. From my understanding, modelling something like this accurately would be difficult in the first place, so you would expect different models to give slightly different results. This is so far from supporting any claim of misconduct or conspiracy it is hilarious.
And this conspiracy theorist reasoning shows up in several other arguments in the thread. You claim as proof of your conclusions:
- Each instance where the JAIC did not include every single word of a witness in their final report--even when the JAIC conclusions are consistent with what the witnesses said;
- Each random ship captain who says they are kinda suspicious--regardless of the basis of their suspicions;
- Each news report that reports details differently.
It is bad reasoning, but more specifically, it is conspiracy theorist reasoning.