Butter!
Rough Around the Edges
This is like a system protected by the nihilists you hate. The law was clearly crafted as a workaround the law, which means people like me will line up to defend it even if they are putatively pro-choice.
Meanwhile, you will be pointing out that an effort to violate the spirit of the law is itself a judgement against it, not a feature.
ETA: it is the creationist in school on meth.
Good lord, how can you stand your own mind.