From friday's papers in israel:
1). Kids on a hanukkah visit to an artillery battery were treated to a cool demonstration: the battery happened to have orders to bomb Gaza with live artillery shells, so the kids stayed around to watch the battery's "tolarim" (mobile artillery pieces) fire live ammuntion into the Gaza strip.
2). Kids from a nearby kibbutz on a trip next to the Gaza border, together with their parents, decided on a whim to visit the base of the Egyptian soldiers in the Gaza border crossing. The result was a hafla (party) with the kids teaching the soldiers hannukah songs and they teaching the kids Egyptian folk dances.
3). In Eilat, israel's southern city, a woman decided to marry a dolphin in a large ceremony. She's 45, he's (it's?) 35; they've known each other for a decade. I doubt the marriage has legal meaning, but it was widely reported.
4). A suicide bomber, aiming to blow up a children's hannukah party, was stopped in one of the inhuman, human-right-violating checkpoints, and blew himself up there, instead. He killied an israeli officer and two Palestinian occupants in the cab he was riding, which (investigators believe) didn't know about his mission. I'd call him and those who sent him an inhuman monster, but that would be racist and judgemental, so I won't.
5). (OK, I'm cheating--this one's a few weeks old) An investigation into one of the suicide bombings in israel found out that a single suicide bombing was supposed to be a double suicide bombing, but the second would-be bomber didn't show up. He was sick with the flu and didn't feel well.
You know what (1)-(5), together, are called in israel?
A slow news day.
1). Kids on a hanukkah visit to an artillery battery were treated to a cool demonstration: the battery happened to have orders to bomb Gaza with live artillery shells, so the kids stayed around to watch the battery's "tolarim" (mobile artillery pieces) fire live ammuntion into the Gaza strip.
2). Kids from a nearby kibbutz on a trip next to the Gaza border, together with their parents, decided on a whim to visit the base of the Egyptian soldiers in the Gaza border crossing. The result was a hafla (party) with the kids teaching the soldiers hannukah songs and they teaching the kids Egyptian folk dances.
3). In Eilat, israel's southern city, a woman decided to marry a dolphin in a large ceremony. She's 45, he's (it's?) 35; they've known each other for a decade. I doubt the marriage has legal meaning, but it was widely reported.
4). A suicide bomber, aiming to blow up a children's hannukah party, was stopped in one of the inhuman, human-right-violating checkpoints, and blew himself up there, instead. He killied an israeli officer and two Palestinian occupants in the cab he was riding, which (investigators believe) didn't know about his mission. I'd call him and those who sent him an inhuman monster, but that would be racist and judgemental, so I won't.
5). (OK, I'm cheating--this one's a few weeks old) An investigation into one of the suicide bombings in israel found out that a single suicide bombing was supposed to be a double suicide bombing, but the second would-be bomber didn't show up. He was sick with the flu and didn't feel well.
You know what (1)-(5), together, are called in israel?
A slow news day.