P.J. Denyer
Penultimate Amazing
All my attempts to grow bananas, oranges and peaches to substitute imports have so far failed. But I'm sure now we are out of the EU and not constrained by EU rules I will have 400 days a year of sun.
I have an eight month old lime tree on my windowsill that I'm tending obsessively in anticipation of cocktails to come. I'm not convinced it's a suitable basis for a commercial venture though.