So that's what happened then? The people masterminding the conspiracy started looking at all the details, pulling in all the people necessary, and concluded that it will take about 81 million people. Then someone figured out that it was just easier to have all 81 million co-conspirators just vote for Biden.
[slight derail]
This reminds me of one of my favorite That Mitchell and Webb Look skits. The group behind planning conspiracies are discussing how to fake a moon landing. Someone points out that to fool the public, they will first need to build a massive rocket to launch before they release the fake footage of the landing. "But we'll still save lots of money, right?", asks one.
"No. It turns out that the majority of the cost to going to the moon is the cost of a massive rocket.", another replies.
"How about, after launching the rocket, we just... you know, pop over to the moon and fake the footage there?"