Mojo
Mostly harmless
How long do you reckon he’ll stay out on the golf course?
Yeah, but those are just facts, figures...simple statistics. Hercules doesn't care about any of those things, his argument is based on simple incredulity, with no basis for comparison with his preferred alternative by which to judge which is more credible. It's like the 9/11 CTist- "19 cave-dwellers hijacked planes with box-cutters and defeated the most technologically advanced nation in the world? Totally legit..." Or the average creationist- "molecules just assembled themselves into intelligence? As if!" In either case (because, as I've said before, religion is just the ultimate CT), no thought is given to offering an alternative that doesn't equally strain real-world credibility. In this case, what's Hercules's preferred scenario? Apparently, that the Biden Machine was able to manufacture from nothing that record-making number of votes without leaving one bit of evidence for the conspiracy except the seamless success of it. The devil is in the details because god/the conspiracy needs no room for them, he/it fills up all the spaces necessary for simple belief.
These guys aren't baffled by simple math so much as they just deny any place for it.
NBC also.
ETA and ABC now. cue Trump explosion in....
I have waiting a long time to say this:
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DONALD TRUMP IS A LOSER!
The biggest loser!
AP just called Pennsylvania for Biden.
“I win, I win, I always win. In the end I always win,” Donald Trump once said. Now, though, for the first time in his life, in a public and historic way, he has lost.
All of the UK press are now announcing Biden has won.
It seems a bit early yet, is this a case of putting as much pressure on Trump to just accept defeat?
According to the BBC the Trump campaign was due to hold a press conference in Philidelphia at 11:30 AM, the networks called the election five minutes before that.