Melania Trump! Or not...

[The Atheist]

https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/ameri...e-melania-body-double-conspiracy-theory-again

Looks like Covid made her both happier and younger.

I imagine the FLOTUS herself arranged the double so she doesn't have to spend so much time with the fat douche she's married to.

 

[Matthew Ellard]

https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/ameri...e-melania-body-double-conspiracy-theory-again

Looks like Covid made her both happier and younger.

So what is the scandal? Obviously Melania Trump hired a body double, herself, as she can't stand being with Trump! That's reasonable of her, yes?

If we really wanted to be tasteless we would have "The Melania Trump Pre-Nuptial, escape date, guessing game" for how many days she has to stay with him after he loses the election.

 

[Checkmite]

I'm not convinced that these pictures are of two different people. The throat-trachea shape is the same. The tooth-spacing is the same. The wrinkles all across her cheek are the same. The nose is close enough while also being at a different angle to the camera that would predictably make it look slightly different. The hair has the same highlights.

If she looks "younger" at all it is due to the lower resolution of the camera that blurs the fine details, that's all.

 

[The Atheist]

I'm not convinced that these pictures are of two different people.

I'm certain they're not.

If she looks "younger" at all it is due to the lower resolution of the camera that blurs the fine details, that's all.

I would have picked any difference being due to her having been crook for a couple of weeks. Maybe lost a few pounds she didn't need to lose.

Unlike her husband.

 

[Trebuchet]

This is pretty much the silliest conspiracy theory currently running on ISF, bar the Trudeau/Castro one.

 

[rockinkt]

This is pretty much the silliest conspiracy theory currently running on ISF, bar the Trudeau/Castro one.

^This^

 

[The Atheist]

This is pretty much the silliest conspiracy theory currently running on ISF, bar the Trudeau/Castro one.

Nah, it's nowhere near as silly as QAnon, and if you want to go check out rlopez' threads, they're insane rather than just silly.

This one is at least possible, if not downright desirable.

As I said in the OP, nobody would blame Melania for wanting to have a double. Just think, she could be quietly in NYC bonking her nice bloke while some poor sap gets paid to pretend to be her in DC.

Melania might well be a gold-digging harlot, but even that doesn't deserve the punishment being meted out to her daily.

 

[AnonyMoose]

No need to panic everyone. This is not a conspiracy. I repeat, this is not a conspiracy.

It's just Trump test driving his fourth wife before finalizing the (art of the) deal.

 

[The Atheist]

You reminded of something I read earlier:

My wife probably hates him [Trump] almost as much as Melania hates him

https://www.smh.com.au/world/north-...ramucci-unloads-on-trump-20201027-p568uq.html

 

[Norman Alexander]

Westworld technology has progressed in leaps and bounds!

 

[Matthew Ellard]

Westworld technology has progressed in leaps and bounds!

Not really. They never got the two heads to look right on the robots in TASMANIAWORLD.

 

[CORed]

https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/ameri...e-melania-body-double-conspiracy-theory-again

Looks like Covid made her both happier and younger.

I imagine the FLOTUS herself arranged the double so she doesn't have to spend so much time with the fat douche she's married to.

Well, assuming this is true (a mighty big leap for sure), what's the game? Is Trump fooling the public? Or is Melania fooling Trump? Does the body double sleep with Trump? If so, does Trump know it's not Melania, or does he know, and just doesn't care? Given that it's Trump, either one seems entirely possible. Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[The Atheist]

Does the body double sleep with Trump?

More importantly, does Melania?

 

[Gord_in_Toronto]

More importantly, does Melania?

Melania is a lesbian?

 

[timhau]

This is pretty much the silliest conspiracy theory currently running on ISF, bar the Trudeau/Castro one.

Yup, and that's due to two things:

1. There's no way this White House could keep something of this magnitude secret for longer than a day.
2. Given the general competence level of these clowns, if they arranged a double for Melania it would be something like Stephen Miller in a dress, wig and make-up.

 

[Susheel]

Melania is a lesbian?

Well, lesbianism is not the only reason why one may not wish to bed down with that marmalade bloat. Seems like the argument made by many incels suffering toxic masculinity: "She didn't succumb to my pick-up, she's probably lesbian."

 

[Gord_in_Toronto]

Well, lesbianism is not the only reason why one may not wish to bed down with that marmalade bloat. Seems like the argument made by many incels suffering toxic masculinity: "She didn't succumb to my pick-up, she's probably lesbian."

Sorry. I thought the post was suggesting that Melania slept with her body double.

Never mind.

 

[eerok]

Sorry. I thought the post was suggesting that Melania slept with her body double.

No, it's Trump who sleeps with his body double.

 

[The Atheist]

No, it's Trump who sleeps with his body double.

That, I would believe.

 

[Susheel]

Sorry. I thought the post was suggesting that Melania slept with her body double.

Never mind.

Aaah...OK. Should have realised. Should have known that I might have misinterpreted what you wanted to say. Granted, I was surprised that that post came from you.