Cont: Qanon Conspiracy Theories Part Two

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beachnut said:
You watch her for the Demon Sex, and stay for the Alien DNA... such a force, like CIT, a force dumber than dirt, filled with woo.
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I don't want anyone to die but if people are going to follow that stupid bitch, I'm not too upset by them self-selecting out.
 
Craig4 said:
I don't want anyone to die but if people are going to follow that stupid bitch, I'm not too upset by them self-selecting out.
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The problem is the collateral damage.

Victoria, Australia had to re-declare a COVID-19 state of emergency this week because of a few selfish dickheads who deliberately ignored basic precautions.
 
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EHocking said:
The problem is the collateral damage.

Victoria, Australia had to re-declare a COVID-19 state of emergency this week because of a few selfish dickheads who deliberately ignored basic precautions.
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True. It would be better for all if selfish dickheads only associated with other selfish dickheads.
 
Qanon conspiracy theorists apparently got a doll from the movie "Trolls 2" taken off the market due to their complaints. The doll features a pad sensor in its crotch area - underneath clothing - to detect when the doll has been sat down, and makes the doll laugh in that case. Qanons and Pizzagaters decided that the pad sensor is actually a button that children are meant to reach under the doll's skirt and deliberately press to make the doll giggle, which is intended to teach them that being molested is fun.
 
Checkmite said:
Qanon conspiracy theorists apparently got a doll from the movie "Trolls 2" taken off the market due to their complaints. The doll features a pad sensor in its crotch area - underneath clothing - to detect when the doll has been sat down, and makes the doll laugh in that case. Qanons and Pizzagaters decided that the pad sensor is actually a button that children are meant to reach under the doll's skirt and deliberately press to make the doll giggle, which is intended to teach them that being molested is fun.
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Mother of god. This just illustrates what is in their heads.
 
abaddon said:
Mother of god. This just illustrates what is in their heads.
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It does, unfortunately. Once Qanon has "opened your eyes" to the global Democrat-run pedophile mega-ring, almost everything you see in the world proves its existence, including alternative explanations which naturally have been planted by the conspirators and must be resisted.
 
Q-followers are applying their skills at interpreting Scripture to the messages - in both cases, you first decide what you want the message to be, and then find support for it in the text.
 
It's not a new thing. It's as old as modern conspiracy theories have been.

Even Qanon's very specific claims about elite satanic pedophile rings are just rehashes of the baloney Alex Jones has been bellowing out for years. This is exactly what the Bohemian Grove is supposedly about, for instance.

In fact I'd be willing to bet Alex Jones is more than a little sore that some rando came out of nowhere, ripped off his act wholesale, and has managed to turn it into this huge revitalized thing that makes international headlines, and all completely without Jones' input or involvement.
 
Checkmite said:
It's not a new thing. It's as old as modern conspiracy theories have been.

Even Qanon's very specific claims about elite satanic pedophile rings are just rehashes of the baloney Alex Jones has been bellowing out for years. This is exactly what the Bohemian Grove is supposedly about, for instance.

In fact I'd be willing to bet Alex Jones is more than a little sore that some rando came out of nowhere, ripped off his act wholesale, and has managed to turn it into this huge revitalized thing that makes international headlines, and all completely without Jones' input or involvement.
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I'm in agreement here, apart form a small nitpick of the highlighted.
I thought the whole point of QAnus was the deliberate vagueness, so that the Qlingons can interpret the droppings in any way they please.
I have asked Bubba if QAnus has actually named any paedophile Satanists, or whether Trump has exposed any of these supposed cliques, but I have not had an answer.
Has this happened yet?
 
Last night I took a little trip down the rabbit hole and viewed part of (couldn't stomach watching the whole thing) a yt video on Tom Hanks as pedo sex trafficker.

Proof was non-existent, but he did work at Pixar (little boys walk in the Pixar building and don't come out!) and has been honored with Greek citizenship (pedo is a disability!) so that's evidently proof enough in Qanonlandistan.
 
BStrong said:
Last night I took a little trip down the rabbit hole and viewed part of (couldn't stomach watching the whole thing) a yt video on Tom Hanks as pedo sex trafficker.

Proof was non-existent, but he did work at Pixar (little boys walk in the Pixar building and don't come out!) and has been honored with Greek citizenship (pedo is a disability!) so that's evidently proof enough in Qanonlandistan.
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Of course he's a pedophile. Why else would he have stayed married for so long, raising seemingly decent children, when he could have spent the last 30 years banging 18- to 20-year-old starlets and models? The evidence is right there in front of your face.
 
Qanon's obsession with "adrenochrome", an imaginary drug Democrat elites harvest from children's blood

For conspiracy theorists, adrenochrome represents a mystical psychedelic favored by the global elites for drug-crazed satanic rites, derived from torturing children to harvest their oxidized hormonal fear—a kind of real-life staging of the Pixar movie Monsters, Inc. “QAnon also likes to say that Monsters, Inc. is Hollywood telling on itself,” says QAnon researcher Mike Rains, “because the plot of scaring kids to get energy is what they really do.”

The highest-profile adrenochrome incident took place in 2018, when Google CEO Sundar Pichai was questioned by the House Judiciary Committee about a conspiracy called “Frazzledrip.” (“Heard of Frazzledrip?” reads one comment on The Sisters of Mercy song.) The crackpot theory involved a mythical video, supposedly squirreled away on Anthony Weiner’s laptop, that if leaked, would show Hillary Clinton and her one-time aide Huma Abedin performing a satanic sacrifice in which they slurped a child’s blood while wearing masks carved from the skin of her face.

Code-named “Frazzledrip,” the video was supposed to depict an adrenochrome “harvest.” It never materialized. But the drug has since become a common reference in conspiracies of the far right. In the past year, the compound has been name-checked by German soul singer Xavier Naidoo, right-wing evangelical and failed congressional candidate Dave Daubenmire, and ex-tabloid writer-turned-QAnon conspiracy theorist Liz Crokin.

“There’s a lot of anons [QAnon adherents] that believe the white hats tainted the elite’s adrenochrome supply with the coronavirus, and that’s why so many members of the elite are getting the coronavirus,” Crokin said in a YouTube video from March, reported by Right Wing Watch. “Adrenochrome is a drug that the elites love. It comes from children. The drug is extracted from the pituitary gland of tortured children. It’s sold on the black market. It’s the drug of the elites. It is their favorite drug. It is beyond evil. It is demonic. It is so sick. So there is a theory that the white hats tainted the adrenochrome supply with the coronavirus.”
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