Cont: The Trump Presidency: Part 24

[rdaneel]

I keep wanting to make a joke about Trump, Thailand, Jeffrey Epstein, and the more notorious portions of Thailand's "tourism" industry, but nothing tasteful comes to mind.

Finding anything "tasteful" in relation to Trump is beyond the means of mere mortals.

 

[Apathia]

Marvin the Martian.

Thanks!

 

[Segnosaur]

Keep digging.

Trump is so far above you lowly scum that you have to right to try to correct him.



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Brought to you by the folks who thought Hillary Clinton was bad because she was "elitist".

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[Apathia]

Martin the Martian (My Favorite Martian) was not trying to blow up the earth as Apathia's post mentioned.
Marvin the Martian was the entity focused on blowing up the earth with "Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator."

My gaff. That's the guy. I obstructed his view of Venus.

 

[Skeptic Ginger]

Keep digging.
Trump is so far above you lowly scum that you have to right to try to correct him.

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[Norman Alexander]

Keep digging.
Trump is so far above you lowly scum that you have to right to try to correct him.

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Let's see..

1) The postman and the janitor go to Wharton too. Every day for years. So what for Donny?

2) He's a mafia "billionaire", not a real billionaire. As soon as the Saudis and Pootie withdraw their favour, and he pays his taxes like he should have, Trump is going to be so far in the hole to debt that he will never see daylight again.

3) No, he's traveled to his own five-star hotels in a few places in the world. They are all the same, so it's like home wherever he goes - gold gee-gaws and hot and cold running slaves to do his bidding. Trump has never mixed with anyone outside of his hotels or golf courses. Put him in the middle of a London street unaccompanied and he will not know what time it is let alone which city or country he is in.

4) His critics are apparently "the elites". Or so we are told. You know. The ones who are supposedly stinking rich and sound like Charles Emerson Winchester III? Hardly the poorest, least educated, least traveled people in the world. Or are you referring to the growing mixed US populace who view Donny as an eminent threat to the existence of their nation? THOSE "uneducated masses"?

5) Of course Trump is alien to them! Of course they view him with hostile comprehension. He is alien to most of the rest of the globe, and the human race. What's not to comprehend? Trump is a charmless, soulless, brainless criminal blitherer and grifter. How hard can it be for YOU to see this, Dinesh, if the uneducated masses already can?

 

[acbytesla]

Let's see..

1) The postman and the janitor go to Wharton too. Every day for years. So what for Donny?

2) He's a mafia "billionaire", not a real billionaire. As soon as the Saudis and Pootie withdraw their favour, and he pays his taxes like he should have, Trump is going to be so far in the hole to debt that he will never see daylight again.

3) No, he's traveled to his own five-star hotels in a few places in the world. They are all the same, so it's like home wherever he goes - gold gee-gaws and hot and cold running slaves to do his bidding. Trump has never mixed with anyone outside of his hotels or golf courses. Put him in the middle of a London street unaccompanied and he will not know what time it is let alone which city or country he is in.

4) His critics are apparently "the elites". Or so we are told. You know. The ones who are supposedly stinking rich and sound like Charles Emerson Winchester III? Hardly the poorest, least educated, least traveled people in the world. Or are you referring to the growing mixed US populace who view Donny as an eminent threat to the existence of their nation? THOSE "uneducated masses"?

5) Of course Trump is alien to them! Of course they view him with hostile comprehension. He is alien to most of the rest of the globe, and the human race. What's not to comprehend? Trump is a charmless, soulless, brainless criminal blitherer and grifter. How hard can it be for YOU to see this, Dinesh, if the uneducated masses already can?

Dinesh has always been a major fraud.

 

[abaddon]

Let's see..

1) The postman and the janitor go to Wharton too. Every day for years. So what for Donny?

2) He's a mafia "billionaire", not a real billionaire. As soon as the Saudis and Pootie withdraw their favour, and he pays his taxes like he should have, Trump is going to be so far in the hole to debt that he will never see daylight again.

3) No, he's traveled to his own five-star hotels in a few places in the world. They are all the same, so it's like home wherever he goes - gold gee-gaws and hot and cold running slaves to do his bidding. Trump has never mixed with anyone outside of his hotels or golf courses. Put him in the middle of a London street unaccompanied and he will not know what time it is let alone which city or country he is in.

4) His critics are apparently "the elites". Or so we are told. You know. The ones who are supposedly stinking rich and sound like Charles Emerson Winchester III? Hardly the poorest, least educated, least traveled people in the world. Or are you referring to the growing mixed US populace who view Donny as an eminent threat to the existence of their nation? THOSE "uneducated masses"?

5) Of course Trump is alien to them! Of course they view him with hostile comprehension. He is alien to most of the rest of the globe, and the human race. What's not to comprehend? Trump is a charmless, soulless, brainless criminal blitherer and grifter. How hard can it be for YOU to see this, Dinesh, if the uneducated masses already can?

Dinesh is a convicted felon. And Trump prefers to associate with those.

 

[quadraginta]

There's someone running for state assembly here in WA state (my district) with party identifation on the ballot listed as "Trump Republican". I laughed when I saw that.

Yesterday the dimwit was arrested for vandalizing a rainbow flag that was flying at a church. It turns out he's an insane anti everything activist, including the right of women to vote, with an extensive criminal record.

Sounds like a shoo-in. Pure, unadulterated GOP material. The Repugnican voters will love him.

 

[Aridas]

A Republican is asking for this. He's going to have a visit from the states' rights people.

Suuuuure.

I wonder how long it's been since Republicans actually cared about states' rights except as a means to fight in other battles. They're pretty constantly working to destroy states' rights all the time in other battles, too, after all.

 

[Skeptic Ginger]

Suuuuure.

I wonder how long it's been since Republicans actually cared about states' rights except as a means to fight in other battles. They're pretty constantly working to destroy states' rights all the time in other battles, too, after all.

Probably about as long as they've actually cared about the deficit except as a way to demonize the the Democrats.

 

[timhau]

This is the biggest political crime and scandal in American history. Hopefully, for the good of our Country, it is coming soon!

Ok, best of luck!

Is it coming in two weeks?

 

[Mojo]

ftfy

Trump doesn't write anything that ends up in the teleprompter.

Write it? He barely even reads it.

 

[Mojo]

Yesterday the dimwit was arrested for vandalizing a rainbow flag that was flying at a church. It turns out he's an insane anti everything activist, including the right of women to vote, with an extensive criminal record.

Sounds like a shoo-in. Pure, unadulterated GOP material.

Positively presidential.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump Retweeted

The White House
@WhiteHouse
US government account
"We added 1.8 million new jobs in July—exceeding predictions for the third month in a row."

President @realDonaldTrump gives an update on payroll tax, enhanced unemployment benefits, student loan payments, and the eviction moratorium

President @realDonaldTrump has spoken with President Aoun of Lebanon.
3 large aircraft are on the way with medical supplies, food, water, and emergency equipment to help.

President @realDonaldTrump in New Jersey: We sent millions of medical supplies to New Jersey, provided $3.4 billion in emergency relief funding, and $23 billion to 250,000 Jersey small businesses through the Paycheck Protection Program

As a result of President @realDonaldTrump's tough actions on the Tennessee Valley Authority, the @TVAnews is now changing course on firing American workers

Left-wing violent extremism is a serious threat to American lives and American freedom.

 

[Stacyhs]

"NEW jobs"?

None of these are 'new' jobs; they're old jobs just being re-opened. They're like cereal boxes displaying NEW LOOK! in big, bold letters when it's the same old product inside the box and we're supposed to get all excited about it.

 

[Blue Mountain]

"NEW jobs"?

None of these are 'new' jobs; they're old jobs just being re-opened. They're like cereal boxes displaying NEW LOOK! in big, bold letters when it's the same old product inside the box and we're supposed to get all excited about it.

And the box has shrunk by a few millimetres in each dimension and there's 5% less product inside, at the same price.

 

[Aridas]

"NEW jobs"?

None of these are 'new' jobs; they're old jobs just being re-opened. They're like cereal boxes displaying NEW LOOK! in big, bold letters when it's the same old product inside the box and we're supposed to get all excited about it.

To quibble with this slightly and very likely unnecessarily - those new contact tracers look like new jobs to me. Overwhelmingly, it's old jobs being reopened, sure, but it's not a case of no new jobs at all.

 

[Stacyhs]

To quibble with this slightly and very likely unnecessarily - those new contact tracers look like new jobs to me. Overwhelmingly, it's old jobs being reopened, sure, but it's not a case of no new jobs at all.

Very slight quibble but granted. I'd bet those jobs will be low pay, no benefits and temporary. No matter what, Trump's claim about all these 'new jobs' is a bunch of bull.

 

[Skeptic Ginger]

To quibble with this slightly and very likely unnecessarily - those new contact tracers look like new jobs to me. Overwhelmingly, it's old jobs being reopened, sure, but it's not a case of no new jobs at all.

So Trump is counting jobs he's also refusing to fund?