Would love to, German beer is the best. No Idea under current circumstance when such a thing might happen. One can hope.
It's cool, no rush, I'm not about to shuffle off this mortal coil or anything for the next couple of decades at least, which is surprising, given the amount of RF I've been exposed to

I'll DM you contact details for future.
My own health service is not a patch on Germany, but we are getting there.
Ireland? Loved my visits there, but have no insight into the healthcare. From your story I assume it's roughly the same across the UK?
Aside to mods: seeing as this thread is heavily anecdotally biased towards PS, I believe, in my defence, I have the right to rebalance somewhat.
So one wonders exactly what the hell happens in South Africa? And why PS assumes it happens everywhere?
To be fair, healthcare in SA is not bad, but it all depends on area. If you have no medical aid you can go to a State hospital, but you will wait. Hospitals like Groote Schuur (Chris Barnard's old stamping grounds) give excellent service, but if you try a hospital in, say, Johannesburg, it's a different story. The problem is that the medical systems were not designed to cater for the greater population (pre-apartheid), and have since got swamped, seeing as the majority of the population cannot afford medical aid.
Private medical schemes in the main are hospital plans, so you are covered for medical emergencies, and pay for day to day stuff. There are varying degrees of cover, depending on what you are prepared to pay. It's a bit complex, and I don't want to go into it in detail here, it would need a completely different thread.
I will say this, though, with feeling: I think SA doctors are probably the best trained in the world.