Aridas
Crazy Little Green Dragon
And for a bit of additional irony, they can't sell the industrial sized packages of toilet paper at the retail stores either. Even though the desperately fearful would cheerfully buy it in that size. Because, not being packaged for retail, they don't have the right barcodes.
FWIW, I was able to buy two individual (normal-sized) rolls of commercial TP at a grocery store, last trip. They had a barcode printed out on a paper, kept by the employees at checkout for use as needed. I counted that they were able to sell the commercial TP as a positive sign about likely supply-chain adaptation.
Maybe he wanted to subsidize the Postal Service after all.
That was my thought about the only good thing about it. It got trashed immediately, still, though, because of how shameless it was by nature.