Qanon Conspiracy theories

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https://washingtonmonthly.com/2020/03/18/the-coronavirus-is-conspiracy-theory-gold-for-qanon/

More vile, imbecilic filth from the fevered rathole minds of Q-nuts.

WARNING: AMERICA IS RIGHT NOW UNDER THE BIGGEST FAKE NEWS HOAX OF ALL TIME. You thought the ‘Trump is racist’ hoax was bad. You thought the ‘grab them by the P’ hoax was bad. You thought the Russian hoax was bad. You thought the Kavanaugh hoax was bad. You thought the Stormy D hoax was bad. You thought the Mueller hoax was bad. You thought the Smollett hoax was bad. You thought the impeachment hoax was bad. You ain’t seen nothing yet!

After all the left’s hoaxes failed, they have launched the most epic Trojan horse fake news HOAX in the history of America. It’s even worse than war of the worlds. These crazy people are running around like chickens with their heads cut off screaming that the sky is falling and bringing the economy to its knees over nothing but a flu! A FLU! And Americans have actually fallen for it!!
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sts60 said:
It doesn’t really matter. Bubba just makes stuff up, like his sources, and all the rest of the others buying into this infantile fantasy. The fact that doing so supports real corruption, treasonous actors, degenerates, and other anti-American and generally anti-Western democracy types, bothers them not one whit.
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They've been infected with Qorona virus!
 
To be clear, Right Wing dorks and Qanon nimrods got their panties in a twist because the Obama Administration played down the Benghazi attack in order to keep it from influencing the election by blaming it on a YouTube video. They held multiple Congressional inquiries and sponsored multiple investigations in spite of the fact that their budget cuts to the military combined with Ambassador Stevens ignoring the STANDARD 9-11 travel warnings in the Middle East, and the DoS failing to work out details with the local CIA black site were ultimately the cause for those events.

Meanwhile, President Clownstick held back on COVID-19 testing in January because he and his Administration didn't want negative publicity in an election year, and that's fine with the Qanan/Putin Aplogist crowd.
 
Bubba said:
One of my recent favorites is that Trump liberated Kim Jong Un from DeepState controllers.
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Favourite what? Made-up stories?
This is not the most promising start to an attempt to prove you don't rely on questionable sources to assert made-up stories.

Bubba said:
Nah, they wouldnt have puppets running "third world" nations, would they, because wacky conspiracy theories being wacky and all, right?
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Referring to something that has actually happened does not automatically mean your made-up story is any more credible.
Also strawman: I have yet to see anyone here deny US/ western support for the likes of Saddam or Pinochet, or anyone here defending it.
Plus, you may want to refresh your memory and look up the definition of 'conspiracy theory' again. Nations interfering in the affairs of other nations is not a conspiracy theory: it has been a part of our history for as long as we have had history.
Bubba: That means more than 250 years. I know it's confusing for many Americans like yourself.


Bubba said:
Plus, DeepState media tells the truth. Always.
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Same strawman: no-one here unquestioningly believes media sources.
Except you.

Bubba said:
Because they frowned on Trump reaching out to Kim Jong Un, right?
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Dunno. Did they?

Bubba said:
Mockingbird is just silly, right? Besides, we (us cool guys at this here circlejerk) know for a fact that they quit doing that kinda stuff.


http://carlbernstein.com/magazine_cia_and_media.php
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Mockingbird AGAIN. Yawn. Yes, the CIA did bad stuff, and almost certainly continues to do bad stuff.
Do you know for a fact they 'quit doing that kinda stuff'? Because I don't. If you have evidence (remember that word, Bubba? That's what distinguishes fact from made-up stories. You should try it some time) that the CIA is engaged in some kind of plot to control America's media, then please share it. If you believe this is still going on, then prove it. Otherwise, this is yet more paranoid posturing.
Throughout history (Bubba- the other countries, not just America), governments have had to use intelligence services, even if they didn't want to at first: they are something of a necessary evil. I wonder, Bubba, given your clear antipathy to all forms of government that aren't run by orange people, what your solution would be? Would you rather the US had no intelligence-gathering capabilities at all, foreign or domestic? Beyond this endless sniping, do you have any suggestions?
 
Bubba said:
One of my recent favorites is that Trump liberated Kim Jong Un from DeepState controllers.

Nah, they wouldnt have puppets running "third world" nations, would they, because wacky conspiracy theories being wacky and all, right?


Plus, DeepState media tells the truth. Always. Because they frowned on Trump reaching out to Kim Jong Un, right?

Mockingbird is just silly, right? Besides, we (us cool guys at this here circlejerk) know for a fact that they quit doing that kinda stuff.


http://carlbernstein.com/magazine_cia_and_media.php
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Could you try being coherent, please?
 
Bubba said:
One of my recent favorites is that Trump liberated Kim Jong Un from DeepState controllers.
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Okay, so let's run with this one. KJU has been "liberated" from "DeepState controllers".

So, what actions has he taken since said liberation, that are in any significant way different from what he was doing before?

Has he given up his nukes? Nope.

Has he stopped developing and testing new missiles? Nope.

Has he eased restrictions on travel within NK, or outside of NK? Nope.

Has he stopped the war of words he's been having with the rest of the world, and the US in particular? Nope.

So, in what way is this newly-liberated KJU any different from the KJU who was a slave to the "DeepState"?

Oh, wait, I know, he got a few meetings with Trump, the President of the United States. You know, the meeting with the President he's been asking for for years.

Yes, a shocking transformation, that.
 
Horatius said:
Okay, so let's run with this one. KJU has been "liberated" from "DeepState controllers".

So, what actions has he taken since said liberation, that are in any significant way different from what he was doing before?

Has he given up his nukes? Nope.

Has he stopped developing and testing new missiles? Nope.

Has he eased restrictions on travel within NK, or outside of NK? Nope.

Has he stopped the war of words he's been having with the rest of the world, and the US in particular? Nope.

So, in what way is this newly-liberated KJU any different from the KJU who was a slave to the "DeepState"?

Oh, wait, I know, he got a few meetings with Trump, the President of the United States. You know, the meeting with the President he's been asking for for years.

Yes, a shocking transformation, that.
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Well I have it on good authority that he has stopped clipping his toe nails using his left hand and switched to his right - certainly a clear sign of the removal of Deep State control.
 
Hans said:
Well I have it on good authority that he has stopped clipping his toe nails using his left hand and switched to his right - certainly a clear sign of the removal of Deep State control.
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Well, that doesn't sound very sinister to me.
 
Horatius said:
Well, that doesn't sound very sinister to me.
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That is because you don't see the clear connection between left-handed toe nail clipping and Mt. Shasta tunnels, Atlantis, NWO, Antarctic Nazis, Plan 21 and Socialist intellectual cannibalism and why the price of Kimchee has remained stable.
 
Horatius said:
Okay, so let's run with this one. KJU has been "liberated" from "DeepState controllers".

So, what actions has he taken since said liberation, that are in any significant way different from what he was doing before?

Has he given up his nukes? Nope.

Has he stopped developing and testing new missiles? Nope.

Has he eased restrictions on travel within NK, or outside of NK? Nope.

Has he stopped the war of words he's been having with the rest of the world, and the US in particular? Nope.

So, in what way is this newly-liberated KJU any different from the KJU who was a slave to the "DeepState"?

Oh, wait, I know, he got a few meetings with Trump, the President of the United States. You know, the meeting with the President he's been asking for for years.

Yes, a shocking transformation, that.
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How true.

Plus its even more silly where the DS wouldnt have any use for engineering more fake threats.

Trump wasted his time and our tax dollars (and caused more pollution) by visiting Mr Un.

Like how Hillary's future war on Syria got sidetracked. Now THAT is a shame.
 
Axxman300 said:
To be clear, Right Wing dorks and Qanon nimrods got their panties in a twist because the Obama Administration played down the Benghazi attack in order to keep it from influencing the election by blaming it on a YouTube video. They held multiple Congressional inquiries and sponsored multiple investigations in spite of the fact that their budget cuts to the military combined with Ambassador Stevens ignoring the STANDARD 9-11 travel warnings in the Middle East, and the DoS failing to work out details with the local CIA black site were ultimately the cause for those events.

Meanwhile, President Clownstick held back on COVID-19 testing in January because he and his Administration didn't want negative publicity in an election year, and that's fine with the Qanan/Putin Aplogist crowd.
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One problem with the idiots pushing the infantile “Q” and “deep state” fantasies is that they have the same data-sharing tools as grown-ups. Harlan Ellison said it best, more than twenty years ago:

"Goddammit! The world is just filling up with more and more idiots! And the computer is giving them access to the world! They're spreading their stupidity! At least they were contained before—now they're on the loose everywhere!"
 
Bubba said:
How true.

Plus its even more silly where the DS wouldnt have any use for engineering more fake threats.

Trump wasted his time and our tax dollars (and caused more pollution) by visiting Mr Un.

Like how Hillary's future war on Syria got sidetracked. Now THAT is a shame.
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He really is living in a world of his own, isn't he? :rolleyes:
 
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