trustbutverify
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Good point. But I've got to be more generous with Jones, being that I plan on having him dig ditches for 20 years.
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Good point. But I've got to be more generous with Jones, being that I plan on having him dig ditches for 20 years.
Thanks for posting that. I hope that this encourages other Jones people to come out and tell their stories. Jones' response on the air was predictably full of strawmen. He invented people who live in high rises in New York who want to arrest anyone who hunts.
Horatius
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I for one am shocked, shocked to learn that Infowars is a completely disorganized **** show of a company.
Thanks for that, good summary!
TurkeysGhost
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Alex Jones spent the night in jail after being arrested for DUI.
https://www.statesman.com/news/20200310/conspiracy-theorist-alex-jones-charged-with-dwi-in-travis-co-authorities-say
https://www.statesman.com/news/20200310/conspiracy-theorist-alex-jones-charged-with-dwi-in-travis-co-authorities-say
Athyrio
Hipster Doofus
He probably was adhering to the new Iranian theory that ingesting alcohol will prevent COVID-19.
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Nice to see he apparently couldn't lay his hands on $3,000. Can we hope that InfoWhores is in financial trouble?
dudalb
Penultimate Amazing
Anybody want to bet that Alex will claim he was framed and it's all part of NWO/Illumanti conspiracy to discredit him?
dudalb
Penultimate Amazing
Oh, please, please,please let this be true...
I'm not surprised. He allegedly hadn't been drinking for a while and seemed to start up again recently, sometimes during the show. His non-CPAC event in DC featured him drunkenly running up on stage and grabbing the mike from other speakers. He ended up not giving his closing speech as the other speaker said that "Alex has gone to bed." He's not well.
Also - he shaved his head last week. I can only find a link from his odious website, so I'll put it in spoiler tags.
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Athyrio
Hipster Doofus
Yes, especially since he’s claiming to have blown under 0.08 on the BAC.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/conspiracy-theorist-alex-jones-arrested-on-dwi-charge
Sideroxylon
Featherless biped
Who will he tell it to? People walking by his sorry arse in the street?
dudalb
Penultimate Amazing
His dumbbutt followers.
Probably not. They make a commission off emergency food supply bundles that he pimps on the show. Coronavirus sold a lot of those, as well as his nano-silver whatever it is.
Infowars recently bought some kind of cheesy armored vehicle that they use for publicity stunts at rallies and public gatherings. It's going to be tough to afford full insurance coverage on that baby with a DWI-convicted driver.
Sideroxylon
Featherless biped
Similar to the silver-based virus cure that Jim Bakker had shut down recently?
https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/abc...evangelist-jim-bakker-stop/story?id=69472032Y
Checkmite
Skepticifimisticalationist
Not that much of a change, to be honest.
His mental health is deteriorating, his addiction problem is getting worse, and he shaved his head. Reminds me of Britney Spears.
StillSleepy
Muse
I didn't know Alex Jones sang Toxic.
Trebuchet
Penultimate Amazing
Has he flashed his junk while getting out of a car yet?