LEONARD WILLIAM CLAMPETT, DownUnder Dowser

Flange Desire said:
Joke time!

(a small preamble for those that are not familiar with Queensland -
A popular brand of beer in Queensland is called 'Four X' or 'XXXX'.)

Why do Queenslanders call their beer 'XXXX'?

Because the can't spell 'beer'!

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No, it's because somebody tasted it once and wasn't allowed to use profanity in their description so every word was replaced with XXXX.
 
Flange Desire said:
Joke time!

(a small preamble for those that are not familiar with Queensland -
A popular brand of beer in Queensland is called 'Four X' or 'XXXX'.)

Why do Queenslanders call their beer 'XXXX'?

Because the can't spell 'beer'!

boom boom!
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Can they spell "they"?
 
7th sex tile said:
Can they spell "they"?
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People from the state of Queensland may be able to spell they, but a certain person who lives in the state of Victoria missed a letter.

That is the trouble. Find fault with others and others will find fault with you.

For those not in Australia. The rest of Australia make fun of people from Queensland. That may related to the fact that Queensland has the fastest growing population of any state. This is due to internal migration.
 
rjh01 said:
For those not in Australia. The rest of Australia make fun of people from Queensland. That may related to the fact that Queensland has the fastest growing population of any state. This is due to internal migration.
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No, it's the fact that they live with cane toads. Ew! :p
 
And all we Queenslanders are left to make fun of is the Tasmanians.

:(

Athon
 
rjh01 said:
I do not understand. :confused: I know they have cane toads. Cane toads are also in Northern tertiary. So what is the difference? Where is your evidence? sources?:D

Gone to bed.
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I'm starting to suspect a glitch in the system that forces us to write spelling errors... you even misquoted my 'ew!' as 'we'! :boggled:

Cane toads graduating from Northern tertiary institutions? Do you have evidences/sources for that? :D

Maybe we all need some sleep...
 
Cane toads were imported from HAWAII, because we believed what the Yank scientists told us about them getting rid of sugar cane beetles. Problem was, there was no natural predator for the cane toad here, so it rapidly got out of hand...

So it's all the fault of the USA, ultimately...but you knew that! ;) :D

And Athon...enough with the Tasmanian jokes. Or I'll give you a piece of both my minds...
 
Zep said:
Cane toads were imported from HAWAII, because we believed what the Yank scientists told us about them getting rid of sugar cane beetles. Problem was, there was no natural predator for the cane toad here, so it rapidly got out of hand...
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Let me guess: They didn't even eat the XXXXing sugar cane beetles?
 
rjh01 said:
.... Find fault with others and others will find fault with you....
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Very true.
Sorry I offended with my joke.
XXXX is produced in Queensland so I could not really substitute using two headed Taswegians or sunburnt SandGroupers or whatever.
I have nothing personal against Queenslanders - some of my best friends know some Queenslanders - and they are quite ok.

Yes, those cane toads really do make a satisfying and rewarding noise when the wheel of the LandCrusher goes over them.
Sort of a cross between a 'plop' and a 'scrunch'.
Sorta like 'plonch' but with a little bit of 'thud' thrown in.
 
[pout]It's just no fair! You guys got Yellow Bamboo too! You're just stingy, toad-grubbing bastids. Share the wealth, guys![/pout]
 
Tricky said:
[pout]It's just no fair! You guys got Yellow Bamboo too! You're just stingy, toad-grubbing bastids. Share the wealth, guys![/pout]
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You can have them all. I'll throw in the documentary, a couple of toads and a free set of steak knives. :)
 
Clampett eh? I wonder if he'll find some black gold, Texas Tea, oil that is. And move to Californi, which is the place ya wanna be, and get him a Mansion with a cement pond.
 
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