The Trump Presidency: Part 18

[GlennB]

Did he mean to be against late terminations and it just came out wrong?


nevermind.....

It's very old news.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-baby-ninth-month/

That's a relief.

 

[shemp]

I just took a big one and I only flushed once! SUCK IT TRUMP!

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump Tweets

The United States Secret Service Deputy Assistant Director, Anthony Ornato, will become my new Deputy Chief of Staff for Operations. I have worked with Tony for 3 years - he will do a fantastic job! Thank you to Dan Walsh for his great service, and congratulations to Tony!

 

[Safe-Keeper]

This is "Bat **** crazy old man in a nursing home" level of crazy.

Honest question: does he come up with all of the things he says himself, or does he have a whole PR team behind him? He just seems a little too good at always being able to come up with something crazy to say to get attention.

 

[Darat]

I think we now know what his out of hours trip to the Drs was about, if it is taking him 10 flushes he's got some serious bowel issues.

 

[Trebuchet]

Something occurred to me last night. You frequently see pictures of Trump in his MAGA hat. Or without a hat. Have you ever seen him put a hat on or off? There's simply no way he could do that publicly.

 

[alfaniner]

I just took a big one and I only flushed once! SUCK IT TRUMP!

Everyone should get a Ferguson. The King of toilets. Ask Al Bundy.

 

[JoeMorgue]

Something occurred to me last night. You frequently see pictures of Trump in his MAGA hat. Or without a hat. Have you ever seen him put a hat on or off? There's simply no way he could do that publicly.

Given... well *gestures at everything* I really don't want to focus too much on the dude's looks, but surely he would look "better" by almost all definitions either shaved bald, with a short cropped hair style, or otherwise not trying to pull off that toupee/comb-over.

I wonder if it's so much a part of his "brand/image" that he doens't want to change it?

 

[JoeMorgue]

Everyone should get a Ferguson. The King of toilets. Ask Al Bundy.

My local Lowes has a predominate brand of toilet that brags about how many golfballs you can flush at once without clogging it.

Which is a very... odd metric to say the least.

 

[Squeegee Beckenheim]

Who would have thought that we'd ever yearn for the clear, coherent speech of George W. Bush?

 

[Andy_Ross]

Dan Walsh is the 474th person to leave the Trump administration.

 

[Craig4]

Trump Tweets

The United States Secret Service Deputy Assistant Director, Anthony Ornato, will become my new Deputy Chief of Staff for Operations. I have worked with Tony for 3 years - he will do a fantastic job! Thank you to Dan Walsh for his great service, and congratulations to Tony!

Dumb bastard.

 

[Craig4]

Dan Walsh is the 474th person to leave the Trump administration.

How does that compare to real presidents?

 

[The Great Zaganza]

How does that compare to real presidents?

Counter-question: do you know how many Secretary of Defense Trump has had?

it's more than both Bush's combined

 

[JoeMorgue]

How does that compare to real presidents?

https://www.brookings.edu/research/tracking-turnover-in-the-trump-administration/

 

[Bob001]

Dan Walsh is the 474th person to leave the Trump administration.

Is that the actual number? Or do you just mean "a lot?"

 

[newyorkguy]

I think we now know what his out of hours trip to the Drs was about, if it is taking him 10 flushes he's got some serious bowel issues.

Sorry.

 

[acbytesla]

Delete

 

[Doubt]

I've been wondering if gold plated toilets have friction issues that your typical glaze coating does not.

 

[Elagabalus]

https://www.brookings.edu/research/tracking-turnover-in-the-trump-administration/

Part of me is a little disappointed to see that the Brookings Institute didn't use a picture of a scrummy MickyD's Apple Turnover to accompany the caption.