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Penultimate Amazing
Fake news.It's from The Onion, it must be true!
WASHINGTON—Opting to take more of a wait-and-see approach instead of rushing to pass judgment, Republican lawmakers reportedly looked on in silence Tuesday as President Trump worked his way through each of their families and, one by one, strangled all their loved ones to death.
We can tell its fake because Trump's hands are too tiny to actually get around someone's neck to strangle them.
Besides, he's so out of shape that he'd probably get tired half way through the first strangulation.