Donald Trump Ancestry Thread

[The Great Zaganza]

I think you didn't get it.

 

[Earthborn]

Why didn't that reporter ask him which town.

Bielefeld.

 

[Mike!]

According to WA Po he claimed it 3 times.

Surprisingly he claims his father was an immigrant. I guess German heritage is fine.

Even weirder, his grandfather wasn't born in Germany either, he was born in Bavaria.

He should jump on the Bavaria thing, they make wonderful automobiles.

 

[Belz...]

Thoughts?

I think he has a plurality of ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ DNA.

 

[shemp]

Bielefeld.

Nonsense, Bielefeld doesn't exist!

 

[d4m10n]

I think he has a plurality of ******* DNA.

Well, that would at least explain why he's so appealing to the alt-reich kids and their neo-nazi uncles.

Come to think of it, those volk may be who he's tryna impress with his made-up German roots.