Stacyhs
Penultimate Amazing
You've just committed a crime that involved a noisy contretemps it gives you (a) shelter and (b) a look out, until the coast is clear.
Alternatively, you are seething and raging that not only did your roommate 'steal' the handsome Italian skier you fancied but now she's 'stolen' your job. Your new boyfriend is a dedicated dope fiend (bragging about it openly on his social media pages) and knife fetishist. The pair of you are angry sociopaths with Daddy abandoning you as a kid to start a family with another woman. In Raff's case his mother died tragically and he was 'dumped' in a boarding school for orphans of doctors (BOY, IS HE BOILING WITH R A G E about that!)
The pair of you decide your roommate is a 'vampire' that needs slaying because she went out partying without you triggering your unhappiness at once again being Johnny-no-mates, the very reason you wanted to escape from Seattle and the dope fiend gets to enact his knife anime fantasies.
You have been into the old town bumped into Rudy and scored a load of powerful skank laced with who-knows-what and the three of you were completely off your heads as you lie in wait for the 'vampire'. Rudy, too, in a self made video on youtube fantasises himself as a vampire slayer and has he same user password on his PC as Raff, some dark anime character, only Rudy doesn't know the other two are for real and plan to frame him as the patsy.
After an altercation in the road behind the bins with an angry Albanian driver who almost ran one over you realise, hey, I know where Mez keeps the key to the downstairs flat, we can wait there until she turns up from yet more socialising and she didn't invite me.
So you make yourself at home in the boys flat whilst one of you drags a chair into the bathroom in order to step up onto the bath ledge to keep a watch out of the window for when she arrives.
Imagine the look on her face when the three of you confront her and have a little fun torturing an pricking her with your knife as she becomes ever more agitated.
Such a good laugh!

There are simply no words..........
