alfaniner
Penultimate Amazing
A Tweet cannot be too long for Trump, he even knows how to ... ... two together.
Remember when Tweets were limited to 140 characters? I think they expanded that limit just for Trump.
A Tweet cannot be too long for Trump, he even knows how to ... ... two together.
I don't think it was a joke, it was his paranoia speaking out loud.Look, watch the video.![]()
At one point during that speech, he complained that someone would probably "leak the damn speech to the media".US President Donald Trump has been savagely mocked and branded a figure “beyond parody” after he claimed noise from industrial wind turbines causes cancer.
The President made the extraordinary claim while speaking at the National Republican Congressional Committee dinner on Tuesday.
Video in link
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/wor...rom-wind-turbines-causes-cancer-a4107841.html
I've recently become aware that Dump has no sense of humor. Have you ever seen him laugh? Or even smile? Or tell a joke?
I know that there's a LOT about him that's worse but not having a good laugh once in a while must make for a very, very dreary life. SAD!
...This comes to mind -
Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England, wrote this magnificent response:
“A few things spring to mind.
Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem.
For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed.
So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.
Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever.
I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman.
But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.
Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers.
And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.
There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface.
Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront.
Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul.
And in Britain, we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist.
Trump is neither plucky nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that.
He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy or a greedy fat-cat.
He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.
And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully.
That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a sniveling sidekick instead.
There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.
So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:
* Americans are supposed to be nicer than us and most are.
* You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.
This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss.
After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of ****. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum.
God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid.
He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart.
In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.
And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish:
‘My God… what… have… I… created?
If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.”
US President Donald Trump has been savagely mocked and branded a figure “beyond parody” after he claimed noise from industrial wind turbines causes cancer.
The President made the extraordinary claim while speaking at the National Republican Congressional Committee dinner on Tuesday.
Video in link
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/wor...rom-wind-turbines-causes-cancer-a4107841.html
But overall his claims are a muddled version of what conspiracy theorists have pushed for decades.
Technology is a touchy topic for followers of fringe ideologies, with conspiracy theorists accusing things like airplane trails and cellular signals of causing cancer or being part of a secret government mind-control plot. Theories about wind turbines sometimes appear on Natural News, a large conspiracy site with a far-right bent. (On Wednesday, the site’s top three stories were an article claiming Trump is trying to protect the country from “electromagnetic pulses,” an article claiming Satanism is on the rise, and an article calling on Trump to release militias on immigrants.)
Believers in “wind turbine syndrome” seldom claim the machines cause cancer though.
But Trump is joined in the fringes by another, more extreme wing of the conspiracy community. Some of this set believes in chemtrails, a theory that falsely claims commercial planes are spraying mind-control drugs into the air.
Members of chemtrail groups on Facebook sometimes accuse wind turbines of being involved in weather manipulation or population control. An oft-shared video in conspiracy groups and blogs features a person claiming to be a former member of a conspiracy-plagued agency. The person claims wind turbines are somehow connected to a plot for “the full spectrum dominance of planet earth.”
Trump almost certainly does not believe wind turbines are part of a government mind-control plot. But his Tuesday night claims are the latest instance of him repeating conspiratorial claims from the depths of the internet. Previously, he has tweeted a discredited meme about immigrants carrying Muslim prayer rugs into the country, and a set of fabricated, racist crime “statistics” that falsely claimed African-Americans commit more crime.
He gets this from Fox channel. Someone needs to take not just his tweety phone but also his TV & set-top remotes.
CEO Dennis Muilenberg was addressing Wall Street on a conference call on April 26, 2017. He boasted about how quickly the company had brought the 737 Max to market — and praised the Federal Aviation Administration's "streamlined" certification process. He attributed that to the pro-business philosophy of the new Trump administration.
"That's helping us more efficiently work through certification on some of our new model aircraft such as the [737] Max as it's going through flight test and entering into service," he told analysts. "So we're already seeing some benefits there of some of the work that's being done with the FAA."
Bolton! Get in here and change the channel on this, will ya!He can't work out how to close an umbrella, just unplug the TV, he will be lost.
Look, watch the video.![]()
At one point during that speech, he complained that someone would probably "leak the damn speech to the media".
It was being broadcast live on C-SPAN
https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4789849/someones-gonna-leak-damn-speech-media
The chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee asked the IRS on Wednesday for six years of President Trump’s personal and business tax returns, a request with which the president immediately said he was not inclined to comply.
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The IRS was given until April 10 to respond. The panel’s chairman was able to make the request because of a 1924 law that gives the chairmen of the House Ways and Means Committee and the Senate Finance Committee broad powers to request and receive the tax returns of any American.

I like the way Trump says he won't. He doesn't own the records, the IRS does. I imagine he can try to block the request but it would then be up to the courts, not up to Trump.Oh dear.... is time up for Trumpy-poo?
Tick tock.
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I want to know what he is so damned afraid of us finding out?
Agreed. There is definitely something he desperately wants to hide. I'm hoping for tax fraud. Money laundering would be too much to ask the Good Fairy for.
I want to know what he is so damned afraid of us finding out?