Michael Cohen's Congressional testimony

The Big Dog said:
Kinda like me and this thread, Watching some of the Leftists' heads exploding in fits of red-faced, spittle-filled real outrage has been truly, truly entertaining, indeed.
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You haven't been "watching" that. You've been imagining it, spurred by your hopeful interpretation of their habitually Trump-condemning comments. Wave your hand in front of your eyes to snap yourself out of it. That's it. Watch the hand. The hand is real. The exploding heads are hallucinatory.

That's just the way "Leftists" talk. It's like when you Christians are bad-mouthing atheists. Your heads aren't exploding. You're just badmouthing atheists. Right?

Jeez, dude. Maybe you better find somebody else to take verbal bullets for. Yeah, I see you spraying wild automatic bursts back in the other direction, but there's just no future in this Trump-defending. You spray a magazine at one leftist, then Trump misdirects an arty strike on you again and then five more leftists pop up behind you. And now even his former loyalists are turning. Think about that. Cohen used to be Trump's avowed bullet-taker. Could you even distinguish him from a "leftist" today?

Yeah, I know you don't know what I'm talking about. It's analogy, see. I'm likening your efforts here to being in a war against "leftists" with Trump as your commanding officer.

Yeah. Think about that. Think about Trump being your C.O. in a war. Maybe you'll see the light.
 
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Vixen said:
Urgh. Michael Cohen is the worst kind of sleazeball slimy unreliable witness. Disgruntled convicted-of-lying ex-attorney. What a snake in the grass.
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I can think of a couple more witnesses just as slimy and unreliable.

Cohen plead guilty instead of pleading innocent. He took responsibility for his wrong doing. That says something.
 
Belz... said:
It must really hurt you inside that he was your dear leader's number one guy.
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Does one need the secret decoder ring in order to determine Trump's instructions to Cohen? If so, where can one purchase the correct decoder ring? I'd really like to know what these secret codes contain and exactly how we can prosecute President Trump based on these damning coded instructions to Cohen.

Chris B.
 
ChrisBFRPKY said:
Does one need the secret decoder ring in order to determine Trump's instructions to Cohen? If so, where can one purchase the correct decoder ring? I'd really like to know what these secret codes contain and exactly how we can prosecute President Trump based on these damning coded instructions to Cohen.

Chris B.
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a_unique_person said:
TBD would have preferred it if Cohen had told the truth to Congress at his first testimony. That Trump is a shameless grifter, conman and liar.
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You see, TBD thinks that Cohen told the truth the first time he testified before Congress, and then, for some reason, even though he was telling the truth, he said that he actually lied, and got charged for lies he didn't actually tell because they were not lies, they were truths. Now, he's actually telling the truth and TBD thinks he's lying because both can't be the truth, and he prefers to believe whatever true lies fit his personal truths. Got that?.

And he thinks leftists jump through hoops?
 
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Democrats hate America so much they would schedule this rat liar to testify while president Trump meets with Chairman of N. Korea.
 
ChrisBFRPKY said:
Does one need the secret decoder ring in order to determine Trump's instructions to Cohen? If so, where can one purchase the correct decoder ring? I'd really like to know what these secret codes contain and exactly how we can prosecute President Trump based on these damning coded instructions to Cohen.

Chris B.
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You need a special decoder ring to understand how Trump works about as much as Ralphie needed a special decoder to understand Little Orphan Annie's secret message.
 
ChrisBFRPKY said:
Does one need the secret decoder ring in order to determine Trump's instructions to Cohen? If so, where can one purchase the correct decoder ring? I'd really like to know what these secret codes contain and exactly how we can prosecute President Trump based on these damning coded instructions to Cohen.

Chris B.
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Pro Tip: Google "Plausible Deniability"
 
Cain said:
Democrats hate America so much they would schedule this rat liar to testify while president Trump meets with Chairman of N. Korea.
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Where he'll manage to make as much progress with his "great friend" as he did last time.
 
smartcooky said:
You see, TBD thinks that Cohen told the truth the first time he testified before Congress, and then, for some reason, even though he was telling the truth, he said that he actually lied, and got charged for lies he didn't actually tell because they were not lies, they were truths. Now, he's actually telling the truth and TBD thinks he's lying because both can't be the truth, and he prefers to believe whatever true lies fit his personal truths. Got that?.

And he thinks leftists jump through hoops?
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That's what Trump does to some people. I don't know how he does it. Somebody must have sold him the tech. Probably Russia.

But it doesn't work on everybody.
 
Isn't TBD the one who, several months ago, claimed that lying to congress (or maybe investigators) was not a crime?
 
smartcooky said:
Pro Tip: Google "Plausible Deniability"
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I got it, but more importantly, this clearly lets Trump off the hook for any suggestion of telling Cohen to lie to Congress. Impeachment dreams are shattered.

How is he helping the Democrats again?

Chris B.
 
Paul Gosar, the GOP congressman who did the Liar lair pants on fire routine, also thinks that Charolttesville is the result of a left wing conspiracy.
Man ,that heat in Arizona does weird things to people....
 
Cain said:
Democrats hate America so much they would schedule this rat liar to testify while president Trump meets with Chairman of N. Korea.
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It would appear it is the other way round.

Trump loves himself and his own image so much that he scheduled a meeting with the Chairman of N. Korea in an effort to distract from a "rat liar" testifying against him to Congress.
 
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