horrifying attack on Jussie Smollett

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Can we recap for those not following the tortuous mental contortions.

As of close of business on Friday, Chicago Time, the Nigerian Conspirators have been released with no charges.

Oh, hell, five pages of clever bon mots wasted. Everyone re-trench and decide whether to fall back on:

> It's all a hoax. Hoax, I say.
> It's in their blood, they're all like that (The SkepticTank Hypothesis)
> Why has no one found the scooter?
> Say, let's go back to quoting TMZ, can't go wrong with that, can we?
> The Chicago PD have the actual evidence and are trying to flush Jussie out so he'll admit to his hoax.

How'm I doing?
 
Foolmewunz said:
This is C.I.T. "North of Citgo" level stuff. (Ask a veteran of the 911 conspiracy threads if you don't get it.)

You know where else there are a lot of palm trees of almost every variety known? Well, across the entire tropics, but specifically there's this place called PALM Beach! And who has his Winter Residence in Palm Beach?
And has the mentality and artistic ability of a six year-old?

Coincidence? I think not. Wake up sheeple!

https://palmbeach.floridaweekly.com/articles/our-mighty-palm-trees/
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‘k.

/ FMW is working really, really hard to derail this thread. Give him credit.
 
Foolmewunz said:
Can we recap for those not following the tortuous mental contortions.

As of close of business on Friday, Chicago Time, the Nigerian Conspirators have been released with no charges.

Oh, hell, five pages of clever bon mots wasted. Everyone re-trench and decide whether to fall back on:

> It's all a hoax. Hoax, I say.
> It's in their blood, they're all like that (The SkepticTank Hypothesis)
> Why has no one found the scooter?
> Say, let's go back to quoting TMZ, can't go wrong with that, can we?
> The Chicago PD have the actual evidence and are trying to flush Jussie out so he'll admit to his hoax.

How'm I doing?
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Dude...we had ******* Nigerian MAGA Ninja Bodybuilders. Do you not have a fun-loving bone in your body?
 
The Big Dog said:
‘k.

/ FMW is working really, really hard to derail this thread. Give him credit.
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No. I'm working very little to re-rail the thread. Perhaps you'd like to sum up your evidence and some of the brilliant conclusions you've reached so far. I mean you're like all best friends and stuff with the CPD. Surely they've given you the inside story for now. Maybe you could summarize the fifteen different positions you've taken in a couple of paragraphs. Extra points if you include "race grifters", "blue pill Democrats" of "Hillary sucks" in the post.
 
Cops let the attackers go based on newly discovered evidence they developed as the result of interviews.

Now are looking at whether the... hee hee... attack was staged!

Bwhahhahahah! That is going to be the dream result.
 
Foolmewunz said:
No. I'm working very little to re-rail the thread. Perhaps you'd like to sum up your evidence and some of the brilliant conclusions you've reached so far. I mean you're like all best friends and stuff with the CPD. Surely they've given you the inside story for now. Maybe you could summarize the fifteen different positions you've taken in a couple of paragraphs. Extra points if you include "race grifters", "blue pill Democrats" of "Hillary sucks" in the post.
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Sure,

Jussie lied, the whole this was staged, the “attackers” were not trump fans and the whole thing is a total nightmare for race grifters.

Questions?

Every single thing that has happened has turned out worse and worse for the original lie, but y’all have to hand it to the grifter fans to take each and every disaster and turn it into lemonade!

A car goes off the cliff.
Response: and you guys said it would never go 100 mph!
Hits the bottom and explodes
Response: you guys said it would end up rusting in a garage! Ha!
 
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Foolmewunz said:
No. I'm working very little to re-rail the thread. Perhaps you'd like to sum up your evidence and some of the brilliant conclusions you've reached so far. I mean you're like all best friends and stuff with the CPD. Surely they've given you the inside story for now. Maybe you could summarize the fifteen different positions you've taken in a couple of paragraphs. Extra points if you include "race grifters", "blue pill Democrats" of "Hillary sucks" in the post.
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We need Jason Robards to yell out, "Goddammit, when is somebody going to go on the record in this story?!"
 
William Parcher said:
A felon had guns in his apartment and they just let him go? WTF is that about?
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I don't know? Maybe it was a twitter story too? Ya' think?

William Parcher said:
Well Monico announced it on a radio show. Maybe there is a transcript, I don't know...
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Listen, Parcher, you've got precisely 12 hours to find that transcript and put on my desk! I don't care if you have to work all night trying find it! It better be on my desk tomorrow morning!
 
Elagabalus said:
Listen, Parcher, you've got precisely 12 hours to find that transcript and put on my desk! I don't care if you have to work all night trying find it! It better be on my desk tomorrow morning!
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I have it for you right now sir...

Radio Show Host: Hello.
Michael Monico: I am representing Jussie Smollett.
Radio Show Host: We'll be back after a commercial break.
Commercial: Are you tired of bleeding hemmoroids?
Commercial 2: Branson Missouri is chikin lickin waiting for you!
Radio Show Host: Hello.
Carboge Robinson: How about that damn wall?
 
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