horrifying attack on Jussie Smollett

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Skeptic Tank said:
I knew this story was a hoax and that it would conclude amusingly, but the particulars of how the hoax was done are proving to be even more in line with my worldview and even more amusing than I had expected.



Delightful.
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No your worldview is ignorant because you ignore all the horrible things white people do to other white people (horrible but not necessarily illegal) and how those horrible things would continue and be exacerbated even if you did get your segregationist wet dream. Who would you blame if there were no other 'races' around and horrible things kept happening?
 
theprestige said:
Man, Lucha Libre seems even more epic than WWF.

Lucha World Order (!): Golden Lynx

Blue Demon... Junior!

The Heir to the Throne of the Mysterious King!

And of finally...

Border Patrol, Son of Trump!

You know it's gonna be a compelling storyline, when the only thing standing between Golden Lynx and victory for the Lucha World Order is his arch-nemesis, Border Patrol, Son of Trump!

ETA:

Maybe The Heir and BD Jr. are filling in on the Lucha circuit while their fathers are in Chicago beating up on Empire actors.

(Also, what's the deal with the Phantom Buckaroo?)
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Hey! That's World Champion Blue Demon Jr. buster!
 
Now for the big questions:

Did Jussie talk on his cell with these thugs, and if so, did Jussie delete the records?

He should have made a sex tape and claimed that guys wearing MAGA hats stole it and were trying to embarrass him.

be better off getting a six inch sausage than a Foot Long Tuna, Jussie
 
William Parcher said:
What?

How can a lineup have any meaning when his attackers were disguised and there were no distinguishing features visible at all? It makes no sense.

The only thing that would make sense to me about this would be if his attackers really weren't wearing masks. Wait.......
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It's just a rumor, and why would they need a lineup if they found everything to make the hate letter?
 
baron said:
Perhaps he lives in South Africa and is familiar with the carjacking stats.
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You beat me to it.
Except I was gonna say Detroit.

Blacks and Whites alike are more likely to lock their doors in Detroit when they see a black person approaching. I'm assuming its the same in South Africa.
 
Elagabalus said:
Hey! That's World Champion Blue Demon Jr. buster!
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Thank you! I stand corrected. Let us not disrespect the scion of the Blue Demon dynasty.

Also, I just noticed this poster refers to a fight in July 2016 - before the election. Maybe Mueller should look into the possibility that Trump colluded with Mexico to win the election. What if, instead of Russian bots, it was Mexican masked wrestlers all along?
 
Spock Jenkins said:
If I’m understanding correctly.

A person suspects the incident as initially presented is fabricated, then they are racist for calling the alleged victim a liar.

If later the incident proves to be fabricated and the initial suspicions are confirmed, a person is still a racist for having those suspicions.

Sounds like a set up where the alleged victim gets to claim proof of their agenda regardless of what really happened. Further, anyone who cast doubt on the veracity oft he claims is still a racist regardless of what really happened.
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Yes. he must be believed at all costs even if it is shown he is mistaken or lying.
 
Scopedog said:
It seems more like:

Family Dynasty
The Heir
King Mystery

Vaquero means cowboy. Buckaroo is a phonetic transliteration of vaquero.
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Yep. Translation is fun. I used to be a product support engineer for Brazilian users of our product. It was always a question whether some English IT term would be...

... literally translated to Portuguese
... conceptually translated to Portuguese
... just pronounced in English with a Brazilian accent

All three approaches have their pros and cons.

"King Mystery, heir of the family dynasty", also seems perfectly cromulent. It's probably more literally and conceptually correct. Luckily, nothing important hangs on my translation, and I think the whole point of Luchador names is to seem epic and evocative. So I felt justified in taking some liberties.

Also why I went with "Buckaroo". I felt like "Cowboy" was too much of a whitewash. Seemed better to "just pronounce vaquero with an American accent", so to speak.
 
Before the day ends, if they're not charged already then they will not be charged. I have spoken!
 
By the way, the search of Jussie's muscle head friends turned up a long rifle and a 12 guage shotgun.

Given that one of our heroes has a felony agg assault, I suspect they likely did not have the proper paperwork for that...

Did not turn up any MAGA hats which is weird because MAGA Country.
 
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