Dr Adequate
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Prehistory and early history will have to go. And geology. And geography (well, contenental dift will have to go --- "Please Miss, why does it look like the continents are one big jigsaw puzzle" --- "Because God wanted it that way. Now shut up") And optics (the rainbow is a miracle --- it says so in the word of God, y'know). And the Copernican theory (yes, there are real live stationary-earthers, though I believe that all the flat-earthers are jokes). Oh, and cosmology --- bye-bye to the Big Bang. And what if teacher makes some trivial little slip like pointing out that insects have six legs, not four, or that mustard doesn't grow on trees, or that rain doesn't come through windows in the sky, or that the sky isn't a solid dome with stars attached to it...
Anyone who reads the Bible will discover, sooner or later, that it isn't accurate with respect to natural history. The way to avoid realizing this is to keep away from the Bible, not to keep away from reality.
Anyone who reads the Bible will discover, sooner or later, that it isn't accurate with respect to natural history. The way to avoid realizing this is to keep away from the Bible, not to keep away from reality.