Cont: Mueller Investigation pt3

[LSSBB]

I'm frequently at two places at once, too.

Yeah, but the other Belz... has goatee, and thus can be easily identified.

 

[Hellbound]

Yeah, but the other Belz... has goatee, and thus can be easily identified.

Wait, I thought ours was the one with the goatee?

 

[Stacko]

After the press conference disaster, Gateway Pundit says they're "suspending" their relationship with Jacob Wohl​

When you can't meet the journalistic standards of a site that tried to pass off the Cleveland Cavalier's victory parade as Trump rally crowd...

 

[LSSBB]

Wait, I thought ours was the one with the goatee?

That means you must be in the evil universe. Do you carry a dagger?

Actually, I think we are all in the Bizarro universe right now...

 

[Hellbound]

That means you must be in the evil universe. Do you carry a dagger?

No, but I do have a tendency to laugh maniacally and rub my hands together while plotting world conquest...

Actually, I think we are all in the Bizarro universe right now...

We're somewhere, that's for sure.

 

[timhau]

No, but I do have a tendency to laugh maniacally and rub my hands together while plotting world conquest...

Yes, yes, but how can we tell you apart from the rest of the Soros-financed New World Order globalists?

 

[crescent]

When you wonder if someone is crazy, and then you see they're nuts....

 

[carlitos]

After the press conference disaster, Gateway Pundit says they're "suspending" their relationship with Jacob Wohl​

Dumbest man on the internet: I think that we need to take some time, maybe see other people.

20 year old moron: Is this because I'm still on my mom's phone plan?

 

[Hellbound]

Yes, yes, but how can we tell you apart from the rest of the Soros-financed New World Order globalists?

I rub my hands together counter-clockwise.

 

[Stacko]

jacob wohl changed his twitter bio, but in doing so he misspelled “world” and so his bio reads “Head of the Most Well-Known Opposition Research Firm in the Word.”​

This level of stupid is impressive.

 

[The Big Dog]

jacob wohl changed his twitter bio, but in doing so he misspelled “world” and so his bio reads “Head of the Most Well-Known Opposition Research Firm in the Word.”​

This level of stupid is impressive.

maybe the website was written using Word?

 

[The Great Zaganza]

Same happens to me every time I catch a jackalope.

 

[WilliamSeger]

(Oops, ninga's -- missed a page.)

 

[Ziggurat]

When you wonder if someone is crazy, and then you see they're nuts....

Should have written "... and then you see their nuts".

 

[smartcooky]

So, just to reiterate the holes in their story, for clarity?

In no particular order

1. The website contact for "Surefire Intelligence" is Jacon Wohl's mum.

2. The website uses fake names and stock photos of models, actors and people as members of its staff

- for Simon Frick, the "Financial Investigator" they have a photo of actor Christopher Waltz.
- for Donald Treehorn, their "LA-based Private Investigator” they have a photo of Nick Hopper, a British model and photographer.
- for Talia Yaniv, their “Tel Aviv Station Chief” the have a photo of Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli
- for Yuliya Karpov, their “Head of Government Relations” they have a stock photo of a model.
- for their “Deputy Director of Operations” they use a photo of a Dr Mike Harding, Minister from Michigan.
- for their Israeli Media Liason Evan Goldman, they use a stock photo of male model Oran Katan​

3. They claim their client contacted "Surefire Intelligence" on October 1, when "Surefire Intelligence" didn't exist until October 9

4. They claim that their client was sexually assaulted by Mueller in 2010 at the same time as he was doing Jury duty in another city.

5. Their "managing partner" who "oversees all of the firm's operations globally" has a degree in Chemical Engineering from Harvard.... Harvard doesn't have a Chemical Engineering department.


Have I missed anything important?

Anyone who take these wankers seriously has an elevator that doesn't go all the way to the penthouse level!!

 

[crescent]

Should have written "... and then you see their nuts".

It works better spoken rather than written.

To tell the truth it is an old joke, I remember it from one of the Austin Powers movies.

Still, it fits the situation.

 

[Stacyhs]

I've seldom seen such sheer stupidity as Wohl outside a Trump press conference or rally. His mother must be so damn proud.

 

[LSSBB]

So, just to reiterate the holes in their story, for clarity?

In no particular order

1. The website contact for "Surefire Intelligence" is Jacon Wohl's mum.

2. The website uses fake names and stock photos of models, actors and people as members of its staff

- for Simon Frick, the "Financial Investigator" they have a photo of actor Christopher Waltz.
- for Donald Treehorn, their "LA-based Private Investigator” they have a photo of Nick Hopper, a British model and photographer.
- for Talia Yaniv, their “Tel Aviv Station Chief” the have a photo of Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli
- for Yuliya Karpov, their “Head of Government Relations” they have a stock photo of a model.
- for their “Deputy Director of Operations” they use a photo of a Dr Mike Harding, Minister from Michigan.
- for their Israeli Media Liason Evan Goldman, they use a stock photo of male model Oran Katan​

3. They claim their client contacted "Surefire Intelligence" on October 1, when "Surefire Intelligence" didn't exist until October 9

4. They claim that their client was sexually assaulted by Mueller in 2010 at the same time as he was doing Jury duty in another city.

5. Their "managing partner" who "oversees all of the firm's operations globally" has a degree in Chemical Engineering from Harvard.... Harvard doesn't have a Chemical Engineering department.


Have I missed anything important?

Anyone who take these wankers seriously has an elevator that doesn't go all the way to the penthouse level!!

"Important" is a curious word to use in this situation. There must be a more appropriate word in the realm of comedy.

 

[Dr. Keith]

"Important" is a curious word to use in this situation. There must be a more appropriate word in the realm of comedy.

Yeah, I was going to mention the guy's fly being open, but then that actually is important, so it doesn't really fit.

 

[Darat]

So, just to reiterate the holes in their story, for clarity?

In no particular order

1. The website contact for "Surefire Intelligence" is Jacon Wohl's mum.

2. The website uses fake names and stock photos of models, actors and people as members of its staff

- for Simon Frick, the "Financial Investigator" they have a photo of actor Christopher Waltz.
- for Donald Treehorn, their "LA-based Private Investigator” they have a photo of Nick Hopper, a British model and photographer.
- for Talia Yaniv, their “Tel Aviv Station Chief” the have a photo of Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli
- for Yuliya Karpov, their “Head of Government Relations” they have a stock photo of a model.
- for their “Deputy Director of Operations” they use a photo of a Dr Mike Harding, Minister from Michigan.
- for their Israeli Media Liason Evan Goldman, they use a stock photo of male model Oran Katan​

3. They claim their client contacted "Surefire Intelligence" on October 1, when "Surefire Intelligence" didn't exist until October 9

4. They claim that their client was sexually assaulted by Mueller in 2010 at the same time as he was doing Jury duty in another city.

5. Their "managing partner" who "oversees all of the firm's operations globally" has a degree in Chemical Engineering from Harvard.... Harvard doesn't have a Chemical Engineering department.


Have I missed anything important?

Anyone who take these wankers seriously has an elevator that doesn't go all the way to the penthouse level!!

Copy and pasted text from another website.