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Could this be a kind of psych study to see how outlandish you can make a claim and still have it be licked up by the usual suspects?
 

That was fun. I wish these guys would do a press conference every day.:p It's like something from the Marx brothers, or that Steve Martin and Martin Short would do in their prime.

Some people think that the best satire is that which is is not recognized as satire by the audience.

If that's the case, then what about satire that isn't even recognized as satire by the people producing it?
 
When I read that the Dynamic Duo wrapped it up by asking for two last questions, I prayed to God that the last question had been, “Mr. Burkman, are you aware your fly is open?”

Upon reflection, instead I thank God that question was not asked, because that would have opened up a comedy singularity on the spot, causing the destruction of the Earth.
 
1756, Salzburg, January 27, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is born
1761, at the age of five Amadeus begins composing
1773, he writes his first piano concerto
1782, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart marries Constance Weber
1784, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart becomes a free mason
1791, Mozart composes "The Magic Flute"
On December 5th of that same year, Mozart dies

You missed
1777 Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart founds Sicherfeuer Intelligentz
 
This whole trainwreck is like Four Lions, but with wannabe trumpkin propagandists instead of wannabe terrorists.

:dl:
 
Jacob Wohl that he “founded” a fake company that was registered 3 weeks ago and whose fake employees’ LinkedIn profiles were created with photos of actors and supermodels.

lolz, this guy is solid gold money

April actually. That indicates the level of premeditation in this deception.
 
You know, there’s shooting yourself in the foot... And then there’s staring down the barrel of an automatic pie cannon and leaning hard on the trigger.
 
The fact that the lawyer had his fly down during the entire presentation is the cherry on top of the sundae
 
I haven't seen evidence that the older guy's fly is down, but the kid has sunglasses hanging from his neck, which screams professionalism.

The fact that the lawyer had his fly down during the entire presentation is the cherry on top of the sundae

You've got good eyesight!

Zoomed in view (SFW, the inner tab covers naughty bits):

https://mobile.twitter.com/scattrd_evrywhr/status/1058036680173780992/photo/1
 
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