Cont: Mueller Investigation pt3

[Squeegee Beckenheim]

A quote I missed from the press conference:

We are still gathering evidence and we have tentacles out in every direction

 

[Horatius]

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1057992586332438528

I think the best comment I saw there called these guys "Dollar Store Alex Jones".

 

[Safe-Keeper]

Could this be a kind of psych study to see how outlandish you can make a claim and still have it be licked up by the usual suspects?

 

[kookbreaker]

Could this be a kind of psych study to see how outlandish you can make a claim and still have it be licked up by the usual suspects?

Isn’t there some guy who claimed to have a Bigfoot body three times?

 

[Belz...]

A quote I missed from the press conference:

We are still gathering evidence and we have tentacles out in every direction

SPECTRE is at work.

 

[crescent]

Will he remember to zip up his pants this time?

https://mobile.twitter.com/scattrd_evrywhr/status/1058035877119737856

That was fun. I wish these guys would do a press conference every day. It's like something from the Marx brothers, or that Steve Martin and Martin Short would do in their prime.

Some people think that the best satire is that which is is not recognized as satire by the audience.

If that's the case, then what about satire that isn't even recognized as satire by the people producing it?

 

[sts60]

When I read that the Dynamic Duo wrapped it up by asking for two last questions, I prayed to God that the last question had been, “Mr. Burkman, are you aware your fly is open?”

Upon reflection, instead I thank God that question was not asked, because that would have opened up a comedy singularity on the spot, causing the destruction of the Earth.

 

[timhau]

1756, Salzburg, January 27, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is born
1761, at the age of five Amadeus begins composing
1773, he writes his first piano concerto
1782, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart marries Constance Weber
1784, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart becomes a free mason
1791, Mozart composes "The Magic Flute"
On December 5th of that same year, Mozart dies

You missed
1777 Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart founds Sicherfeuer Intelligentz

 

[Safe-Keeper]

This whole trainwreck is like Four Lions, but with wannabe trumpkin propagandists instead of wannabe terrorists.

 

[abaddon]

Jacob Wohl that he “founded” a fake company that was registered 3 weeks ago and whose fake employees’ LinkedIn profiles were created with photos of actors and supermodels.

lolz, this guy is solid gold money

April actually. That indicates the level of premeditation in this deception.

 

[abaddon]

Yeah, that's my question: who is that idiot?

Another right wingnut.

 

[Hellbound]

Seriously, I fully expect them to hold a press conference to pull the mask off Mueller and reveal "It was old man Johnson the whole time! He was trying to get rid of Trump so he could buy the land at Mar-a-Lago to dig up the buried Pirate Treasure!"

 

[sts60]

You know, there’s shooting yourself in the foot... And then there’s staring down the barrel of an automatic pie cannon and leaning hard on the trigger.

 

[Stacko]

The wohl thing reminds me of catch me if you can, but with a botched lobotomy​

 

[Belz...]

The wohl thing reminds me of catch me if you can, but with a botched lobotomy​

Catch me over a Cuckoo's Nest.

 

[The Big Dog]

The fact that the lawyer had his fly down during the entire presentation is the cherry on top of the sundae

 

[Darat]

The fact that the lawyer had his fly down during the entire presentation is the cherry on top of the sundae

You've got good eyesight!

 

[crescent]

I haven't seen evidence that the older guy's fly is down, but the kid has sunglasses hanging from his neck, which screams professionalism.

The fact that the lawyer had his fly down during the entire presentation is the cherry on top of the sundae

You've got good eyesight!

Zoomed in view (SFW, the inner tab covers naughty bits):

https://mobile.twitter.com/scattrd_evrywhr/status/1058036680173780992/photo/1

 

[The Big Dog]

You've got good eyesight!

Nope, i have bad eyesight, but the twitters were crawling with close ups.

 

[smartcooky]

This.. This can't be serious, right?

The Onion is holding the press conference and is trolling us.. right?

Its just hilarious... its comedy gold. Their story has more holes than a 10lb slab of Emmentaler.