Cont: Mueller Investigation pt3

[Regnad Kcin]

Are the trumpkins growing desperate with their smear attacks, or is it just me?

Growing?

 

[Squeegee Beckenheim]

Alas... I suspect that some people are.

Some people will take anything seriously. This stuff, this is exactly why I post in this section.

 

[Stacko]

Ok, who's the idiot who said that?

Burkman.

 

[Belz...]

Burkman.

Yeah, that's my question: who is that idiot?

 

[carlitos]

I haven't seen evidence that the older guy's fly is down, but the kid has sunglasses hanging from his neck, which screams professionalism.

 

[sts60]

Buckman promises another press conference soon.

Also: https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1058037108206657536

Will he remember to zip up his pants this time?

https://mobile.twitter.com/scattrd_evrywhr/status/1058035877119737856

 

[Stacko]

Yeah, that's my question: who is that idiot?

Conspiracy theorist and anti-gay activist.

 

[sts60]

This is laugh-so-hard-your-ribs-hurt territory. How these guys are not already high officials in the Trump administration is a mystery to me.

 

[Belz...]

Conspiracy theorist and anti-gay activist.

Ah, well, in that case there's every reason to consider his judgment valid here.

 

[Shalamar]

This is laugh-so-hard-your-ribs-hurt territory. How these guys are not already high officials in the Trump administration is a mystery to me.

I'm sure they will be soon.

'This Guy. This kid. He's smart. And I should know because I'm smart. Democrats don't think he's smart, because they aren't smart.'

 

[carlitos]

Will he remember to zip up his pants this time?

https://mobile.twitter.com/L0Z4X/status/1058036743729893376/photo/1

 

[Stacko]

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1058036578902249472

For anyone who's curious, the artistic expression was likely a reference to this classic Twitter joke:

https://twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561

To which we can now add:

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.​

 

[Squeegee Beckenheim]

https://twitter.com/RobertMaguire_/status/1058023215732273152

And the picture [of Wohl and Carolyn(e) Cass)] appears to have been taken at LAX, which either means he's known for a while that she wouldn't be there, or he's just using an old picture to make her up

 

[Stacko]

Jacob Wohl really likes Inglorious Basterds.

First, one of the fictitious employees of Surefire Intelligence actually a Photoshopped Christoph Waltz.

Now, as @melaniasbelts points out, Wohl appears to have stolen a scene and a line from the movie for his fake Mueller dossier.​

Prodigy at work.

 

[carlitos]

And the picture [of Wohl and Carolyn(e) Cass)] appears to have been taken at LAX, which either means he's known for a while that she wouldn't be there, or he's just using an old picture to make her up

...and that a woman in her late 60's flies in a v-neck and baseball hat to testify about her sexual assault.

 

[sts60]

They have not yet filed a police report, but estimate they probably will by the end of this week, but it really depends on their client.

Sure they will. Because Federal charges for obstruction of justice aren’t enough; they want to have local PD charge them for filing a false report too.

 

[I Am The Scum]

https://twitter.com/RobertMaguire_/status/1058023215732273152

Sometimes people are on their way to a press conference, but they're also somewhere else.

 

[Hellbound]

Sometimes people are on their way to a press conference, but they're also somewhere else.

And sometimes they're always "somewhere else", no matter where they are

 

[sts60]

There aren’t aren’t enough laughing dog emojis in the whole world for this clusterfritz. We need a new Manhattan Project to produce the laughing dog emojis required.

At this point, I’m seriously entertaining the notion they’re trying to kill all of Trump’s political opponents through laughter-induced respiratory failure.

 

[Doubt]

I went to high school with a woman by the same name as the imaginary victim. I hope she changed her last name when she got married. She does not deserve the crap storm just for having the name.