It's time to take a close look at Robert Mueller's high school yearbook, it may contain incriminating evidence.
Kind sir, let me tell you a story.
A long time ago (last week), there was a fella around these parts who was certain that the bomber was a Democrat, trying to sell a false flag operation. This fella (let's call him "you") expressed his opinion with remarkable certainty, the same way he assures us to this day that Democrats will do poorly in the midterms. No doubt at all, even though he had no particular insight.
He could have been right, as far as I was concerned. It might have been just as he said, or it might not have.
Turns out it wasn't.
This fella (you) looked mighty foolish. Even he knew he looked stupid, so he took a short period off.
That period expired and here it is, lo! four days later. Now, he's absolutely certain that Mueller is guilty of sexual assault and that stories to the contrary are fiction.
And, again, he might be right, but he expresses it with such certainty, that he's bound to look like a moron if he's wrong. And even if he's right, he'll still look stupid, because a lucky guess doesn't make him a genius and he's bound to play the same stupid game again in any case.
Now, there might be a lesson here somewhere, but I forgot it.