The only detail she is certain about is that she only had one beer -- that part of her story is rock solid.
Squawk! Who's a pretty bird? Squawk!
You should acknowledge even paraphrases when you're quoting your dear leader. You know how Donnie Johnny feels about getting credit for things (whether he did them or not).
But I do want this to continue. Every time that horse's ass opens his mouth, scratch another 500 educated suburbanite voters from the GOP side of the ledger.
Wed: I'll listen to the evidence.
Thu: Kavanaugh needs to be confirmed.
Fri: Oops, she was credible.
Fri: Kav was incredible
Fri: Oops, Flake's got us cornered. Say, uh, I'm in favor of an investigation.
Sat: Pssst! Just investigate these four names.
Sun: Hey, I never said to limit the investigation.
Mon: After being caught out in multiple lies I've told the FBI they can investigate anyone they want, but hey, it's not me, they have to do what the Senators want.
Tue: Shameless Mississippi rally mocking Ford!
Yeah! He must be working for the DNC!