phiwum
Penultimate Amazing
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"Honorable members of the committee, my name if Brett Kavanaugh. In recent days there have been allegations against myself that I sexually assaulted a number of women during my student days. I deny these allegations. I will be the first to admit that, during those years, I did drink heavily, to the point of making myself sick. It was a juvenile and irresponsible behaviour that I've thankfully grown out of. It is possible that, at some point, I blacked out, and that I did or said things that I today do not remember. I have never, to my knowledge, sexually assaulted anyone, but it is possible, if perhaps unlikely, that I have said or done reprehensible things while under the influence, and which I do not recall. If that is the case, then I would be horrified at the revelation, and would offer my sincere apologies to anyone that I would have hurt. In any event, I hope that turning my life around since those days shows that I am sincere in my dedication to acting responsibly in a civil, adult world, and that I am still worthy of your consideration. I leave my fate in your hands."
I just wrote that off the top of my head. Saying that wouldn't have taken 45 minutes, and would sound a lot more responsible and respectable.
I think it could've even been a bit less apologetic. When I was young, I had blackouts on occasion. I behaved badly on occasion under the influence. I sincerely doubt that I ever approached violently forcing myself on a woman, because that's really diametrically opposed to my views. I'm sure that I was at times more insistent than I would have liked to be, from my older self's perspective, but never, ever, ever holding some nigh stranger down against her will.
Totally admit drinking way too much, even admit being a bit over the line in attempting to persuade another to swap juices, would never admit to being violent in the pursuit of sex. Were he to admit similar things, then surely it would be understandable.