Good idea. I've got dibs on Giuliani for my defense team. Anyone who can peddle "the truth is not the truth" belongs in this dispute. Maybe Zig can get Clinton - is he not disbarred in some state? We can have him take up "what the meaning of is is".
Franz Kafka as the judge?
I've got an easier idea. Let's look and see if there is a case where a judge has accepted guilty pleas for such a set of actions and if they have, then we can agree that that judge's legal opinion was that a crime had been committed.
Can anyone suggest any suitable cases?